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The Huge Roses: Chapter Two, part three

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In chapter one, American nurse Tory Bird, visiting Amsterdam with her sister Jane, meets Dr. Maximilan van den Nie whilst giving first aid to an injured English tourist.  After a lovely weekend, Tory returns home to the United States.  In chapter two, an early snowstorm hits on Hallowe'en night, and Tory is surprised that the car that goes off the road near her house (what a coincidence!) contains Max van den Nie.

For installment one, look here.  Installment two is right here, installment three here, and installment four here.



THE HUGE ROSES (working title)
copyright 2014 by Betty van den Betsy; not for reprint or publication without permission


Chapter Two, part 3



His lavish compliment set Tory to stammering and blushing again.  Before she became hopelessly entangled in counter-thanks and disclaimers, Max had leaned down from his great height and kissed her, very lightly, on each cheek.  “The continental style,” he’d explained, and swung around, sliding gracefully into the powerful Mercedes before putting the car into gear.  Thankfully, Tory had had – just barely – the presence of mind to reply in kind to his farewell wave before pressing her mittened hands against her cheeks.  “Oh, my,” she breathed, watching her breath fog in the cold air.  “Oh, my.”
The sudden hum of the refrigerator, leaping back to life, brought her back to the here-and-now.  “A kiss on the cheek and I’m mooning around like a Victorian maiden!” she exclaimed to the puzzled dogs.  “It’s already dark out and I haven’t gotten a thing done all day!”  It was a silly thing to say, she realized, given the work she had done.  “Anyway,” she thought, “what needs to be done on a snowy Saturday?  I should bake some bread, or knit something, or, or, I don’t know – clone cartilage or something.”
She stood in the center of the comfortable kitchen, suddenly itching for a more dramatic, more active life.  After the quiet company of Max van den Nie, her empty home seemed emptier than usual, and her busy, chore-filled life seemed prosaic and even dull.  As she stood wondering what to do with her sudden burst of energy, the telephone’s loud bell burst into her discontent.
“Hey, kiddo,” her brother’s deep voice caroled through the phone.  “We tried to call earlier, but you must have been out.  Did you lose power?  How are you holding up?  Are those goofy dogs doing anything useful?”
“Neil,” Tory acknowledged with pleasure.  “Everything’s fine.  What on earth would you expect the dogs to do?”
“I’d expect nothing of those useless hounds.  You and Mother ought to have picked out a St. Bernard, then at least you could rescue stranded travelers.”
“But we did,” Tory reported.  “Someone went off the road right at the bend, and the dogs brought him in.  He’s an orthopedist, by the way, and he’s taking on some of Dr. Brown’s work, and his house, I guess.”
“Oh, yes,” said Neil.  “A Dutch guy, right?  He’s been working with Josh and Carrie Frieder at the university on sports medicine rehab techniques.  They published some of their early results in the New England Journal of Medicine, I think.  It’s very promising.  Hey, Emma,” he called to his twin sister, and Tory heard mumbling in the background.  Returning to the receiver, Neil told Tory, “Emma’s going to a lecture demo he’s doing week after next.  It should be really interesting, especially with ski season just starting.”
The topic dearest to Neil’s heart having been introduced, Tory got caught up on all of her brother’s plans for winter training, his recent trip to one of Canada’s best ski resorts at Whistler and some news of the latest gear to come his way.  Both Neil and Emma excelled at skiing and snowboarding, competing internationally and even receiving some sponsorship offers that paid for equipment.  To tease her speed-demon brother, Tory said, “I may do some snowshoeing tomorrow if the cold and snow stick around.”
“Well,” Neil said dubiously, “I suppose that’s good conditioning if you can’t get up here for some real runs.  But wouldn’t you rather take your board out?”
Tory burst out laughing at his perfectly predictable response.  “Neil, you’re too easy!  The dogs will like a walk, and I’ll have plenty of chances to ski and snowboard if this is any indication of what kind of winter we’ll get.”
“I’ll hold you to it,” Neil promised.  “You can’t spend all your time knitting and collecting cats, you know.  Everyone needs a little extreme, a little rock ‘n’ roll, a little mirrored shades and fuchsia spandex, right?  You know I’m right!  Here’s Emma.”
“Is Neil wearing fuchsia spandex?” Tory demanded of the older twin as Emma came to the phone.  “Fuchsia?!”
“Not quite fuchsia,” Emma reported.  “A kind of off-purple with burnt orange.  It sounds loud, but they’ve dulled the colors enough that it doesn’t give you a headache.  And the other choice was crimson and lime green, so it’s not as bad as it might have been.  How are you?  Why were you asking about Maximillan van den Nie?”  Tory explained about the Dutchman’s unanticipated visit, and their earlier meeting in the Netherlands.
“Well, goodness sake, child, you’ve encountered greatness.  He’s really been leading the work Dr. Brown and this woman at the university are doing, and they’re getting impressive results.  How’s his English?  We had a Ukrainian lecturer here this spring and I couldn’t make out one word in ten.”
“You’ll get every syllable,” Tory promised.  “He speaks better than we do.”
“And how’s the attitude?  Arrogant?  Impatient?”
“Absolutely lovely,” Tory contradicted.  “He’s told me a couple of times how important nurses are, and he shoveled like a pro all morning, then laughed his way through a P.G. Wodehouse until the tow truck arrived.”
“What are you getting up to down there?” her sister demanded.  “It sounds like you’ve set up housekeeping with the guy.  Is he cute?  Young or old?  Ready to rumble?”
Feeling her cheeks warm, Tory gave thanks that the phone allowed her to blush without anyone’s knowing.  “He’s tall and fit enough to throw snow around for hours, and he’s probably about Jane’s age,” she answered.  “He gave Jane and me concert tickets when we were in Amsterdam.”  She immediately wished she hadn’t divulged that detail when she heard Emma call out, “Neil!  Tory’s got a boyfriend!  She’s been playing house with a handsome doctor!”
“Emma, cut it out,” Tory insisted.  “He drives a Rolls Royce in the Netherlands, and he’s got a Mercedes for his rental here, and he’s staying at Josh and Sheila Brown’s house while they go to Maryland or wherever.  And if you tease me, I’ll ask him to kick you out of his class,” she added.  “Especially since there’s nothing to tease about – I just bumped into him twice, and he’s way older than I am.”
“Oooh, you’re fierce,” Emma replied.  “Actually, if I get to talk with him I’ll be sure to say we’re sisters.  Maybe I’ll get points-by-association for some of your do-gooder sweetness and kindness.  Are you sure you’ve got everything you need, and you can survive a snowstorm all by yourself, and you’re not going to starve and burn down the house and get lost in the blizzard on the way to the barn?  Neil wants to rush down and rescue you.  He’s been feeling macho and big-brotherish all day, which sounds kind of pathetic but it’s sweet, too – in a kind of pathetic way.”
“I’m totally fine,” Tory reassured her sister.  “It’s only about three or four inches, and we’re supposed to get warmer weather by mid-week, and I’m a lot better at keeping myself warm, fed and safe than Neil ever will be.  Any chance you guys will visit before Thanksgiving, though?  I wouldn’t say no to some company.”
“You know we will, little sis.  Our schedules are way out of sync this week, but we should both be off work the second weekend in November, and we can come down then.  Or you could come up for a few runs.  We can talk about who’s doing what for Thanksgiving while we’re there, too – and Neil will make you snowboard!”
Tory hung up laughing, looking forward to the twins’ visit, and just a little bit more impressed, and maybe intimidated, by the internationally-known Dr. Max van den Nie.  She hoped she had alleviated any ideas of romance Emma might harbor, though.  While the Dutchman was certainly attractive, she didn’t see him as boyfriend material – with his looks, smarts, age and money, he was out of her class for sure.  Then, too, no one ever wanted the face the full force of the twins in sibling-teasing mode; Tory loved them, but had to admit they could be relentless if given the chance.

The Doctor's Girl--Reprise

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I think this cover is just as cute as can be.
Good day, Bettys!
 "Oh," you're thinking.  "This is the one with THAT surname."  The one that I can't help but say in my head 'Fuhforde'.  So, I looked it up:
Last name: Fforde
This ancient name is of Anglo-Saxon origin, and is one of the earliest topographical surnames still in existence. The name derives from the Old English pre 7th Century "ford", ford, a shallow place in a river of water where men and animals could wade across. The term was used as a topographic name for someone who lived near a ford. Topographical surnames were among the earliest created, since both natural and man-made features in the landscape provided easily recognisable distinguishing names in the small communities of the Middle Ages. In some cases the modern surname may be locational in origin, deriving from one of the many places named with the Old English "Ford", such as those in Herefordshire, Northumberland, Shropshire, Somerset, and Sussex. The modern surname can be found as Ford, Forde, Foord, Foard, Forth etc.. On March 2nd 1589 Izabell Forde and Henry Embertonn were married in St. Giles Cripplegate, London, Sir Ambrose Forde was knighted at Leixlip, County Kildare, by Sir George Cary, the Lord Deputy, on August 2nd 1604. The first recorded spelling of the family name is shown to be that of Bruman de la Forda, which was dated 1066, in the Book of Winton, Hampshire (included in the Domesday Book of 1086), during the reign of King William 1st, known as "William the Conqueror", 1066 - 1087. Surnames became necessary when governments introduced personal taxation. In England this was known as Poll Tax. Throughout the centuries, surnames in every country have continued to "develop" often leading to astonishing variants of the original spelling.

It made me wonder what sort of topographical surname I would have if I were in need of one.  Possibilities include Mintfield, Riverside, Greenspace, Butte, and Powerlines...depending upon which home at which time.  What would yours be?

And here's a link to the discussion thread.
Love and lardy cakes!
Betty Keira


The Doctor's Girl was one of the very last Betty Neels stories to be published.  The Venerable Neels was in her 90's at the time! As far as I could tell, there were absolutely no references to Holland, no Dutch doctors, the heroine was not a nurse...what kind of Neels is that?  A sweet little gem, that's what kind. I wouldn't recommend it as an introduction to the works of Betty Neels - but as a little postscript, it's just fine.

Miss Mimi is peeved to learn that, no, Dr. Fforde will not
 write her out a prescription for three gin and tonics.
Loveday West (24) has a soul sucking job. There's just no way to sugar coat the pill that is Miss Mimi Cattell.  Rich, spoiled and nasty would easily make it into a list of top ten descriptors of that she-devil. Shrewish also. Upon waking up with a stuffy nose, the wealthy harpy demands that her doctor make a house call.  Her regular doctor must be used to such antics, but since he's off playing golf for the week, she'll have to make do with his partner.  Dr. Andrew Fforde is a tall drink of medicinal water...but he's not her cup of tea. He doesn't coddle her. Not even the teeniest bit.  Loveday considers him 'a man after my own heart'.
After a day  spent lounging in bed swilling gin and tonics, Mimi disregards Dr. Fforde's advice and goes out on the town with her friends. Her drunken homecoming in the wee small hours is typical - Loveday is required to haul Mimi's inebriated person up the stairs and into bed. A few days later Loveday breaks a vase and Mimi wallops her a good one - giving her:
  1. A doozy of a shiner.
  2. Her marching orders.
  3. No references.
  4. All of the above.
The black eye proved to be a
hindrance to finding gainful
employment.
Loveday is not only out of work, she's also homeless. Thank goodness for Mrs. Branch (the cook?) who happens to have a sister with rooms to let, and abandoned cats ready to be adopted. Jobs are not forthcoming for a girl with few skills who looks like she's been knocked around. Loveday finally goes to the hospital to have her eye checked. Dr. Fforde happens to catch a glimpse of her - and dismissing patient confidentiality as a thing of nought, finds out Loveday's address and work status .
When Miss Priss (Dr. Fforde's secretary) has a family emergency, Dr. Fforde has to resort to a temp agency's offering, which in this case is a giggler with no common sense.  We can't have that! Dr. Fforde now has a perfect excuse to visit Loveday.  He can not only offer her a job, but also a tiny flat. Loveday is refreshingly un-uppity about him showing up and gladly accepts the job and the new home.

Loveday daydreams about the man of her dreams. Interestingly enough he bears a striking resemblance to Dr. Fforde.

Meeting new people! The lovely (and nice) Mrs. Seward drops by the office to see Andrew (Dr. Fforde) 'Margaret - this is delightful,' says he, and with that, Loveday imagines a romance between the two.

Brighton! Where engaged men can date other women
without that pesky danger of being found out!
Romance of another kind finds Loveday.  Dr. Fforde's younger cousin Charles stops by the office.  He's quick to chat up the mousy little receptionist.  A couple of dates later (at places that Charles is sure not to see any of his crowd - including a trip to Brighton!) and Loveday starts glowing with happiness. Dr. Fforde observes this happiness with a niggling sense of unease.  Why is she happy?  Long story short? His caddish cousin Charles is engaged to be married in a couple of weeks time, he's is having one last fling.

Loveday is somewhat crushed when she hears about the upcoming nuptials - but she wouldn't be if only she knew that Dr. Fforde is head over heels in love with her - but he can't see what she would see in him.  He honestly believes he's too old for her, she believes he's at least dating Mrs. Seward...

Now that the make-believe romance with Charles has ended, Andrew starts to make some tentative moves of his own.
  • Invitation to his place. Meet Mrs. Duckett the housekeeper and a little lame dog which they name Bob.
  • Another invite to his place...this time Andrew pumps Loveday for information about her family. It is discovered that she has a long lost great-aunt living in Buckland-in-the-Moor whom she doesn't remember ever meeting.
To sweep or not to sweep?
The information about the long lost aunt is soon very helpful. Miss Priss (the long lost receptionist) is coming back to work and needs the little flat.  As soon as is humanly possible, Andrew drives down to Buckland-in...etc. and meets the aunt.  He explains everything - including the fact that he loves Loveday and would like to sweep her off her feet - should she be so inclined to be swept. Great-Aunt tells him that she was under the impression that Loveday was a modern career girl and since she's not, Loveday is welcome to stay.

Andrew gives Loveday a week's notice at work and suggests that she go and stay with her aunt. That's all well and good...but then the thought of not seeing him shakes her down to her toenails. Yup, she's in love.

Andrew insists on driving her down to Great-Aunt Letitia's - and spending the night in the village so as to be able to have more time with Loveday. He's not sure why Loveday has been stiff with him - then he mentions his family - including his sister Margaret. So, that was why she'd pokered up. Two obstacles out of the way...first Charles and now Margaret - the only obstacle left is that pesky age difference.
Call me Andrew.
I've always called you Andrew inside my head. 

A week alone with Great-Aunt (and her cats) and then a lovely ending.
She ran to the door and flung it wide as he reached it and went into his arms...
All that's left is some kissing and a promise to marry him just as soon as he wants - 'today if we could.'
Aunt Leticia...reflected that she would give them the silver pot which had belonged to her great-great-grandmother for a wedding present.
The end.

Is it me, or does the cover
art for An Ordinary Girl
look suspiciously similar?
Rating: Perhaps there should be a different rating system for novellas.  The same plot devices that drag on and on in longer books are given a much shorter shrift (is that a word?) - which can be quite a good thing. The Doctor's Girl isn't a perfect book by any means, but it has a fun hero and I adore the very end  - abrupt though it may be. For me it earned a Queen of Puddings (but that is partly due to the relief I felt at being able to read the entire book in the car between running errands all morning). I'm not saying that it's fabulous (for instance why did Loveday let the horrible Mimi get away with assault?), but it's a nice little slice of Neels - the perfect length for reading during Saturday morning errands.
Food: She eggs a lot of eggs and egg based dishes (such as omelettes), rice pudding, milk pudding, beans, Charles takes her out and plies her with cream cakes. 'Mrs. Duckett's teas were like no other: there were muffins in a silver dish, tiny sandwiches, fairy cakes, and a cake thick with fruit and nuts.'
Fashion: We have pretty thin pickings here. A middle-age appropriate navy blue wool crepe, and 'a plain sheath of a dress, and well cut, although the material from which it was made was cheap - but the colour was right: a pale bronze which gave her hair colour and flattered her eyes'.

The Huge Roses: Chapter Three, part one

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In chapter one, American nurse Tory Bird, visiting Amsterdam with her sister Jane, meets Dr. Maximilan van den Nie whilst giving first aid to an injured English tourist.  After a lovely weekend, Tory returns home to the United States.  In chapter two, an early snowstorm hits on Hallowe'en night, and Tory is surprised that the car that goes off the road near her house (what a coincidence!) contains Max van den Nie, and the two enjoy a snowy day together.

For installment one, look here.  Installment two is right here, installment three here, and installment four here; installment five is here.


THE HUGE ROSES (working title)
copyright 2014 by Betty van den Betsy; not for reprint or publication without permission


Chapter Three, part 1:



Sunday morning showed the New Hampshire scenery at its finest, with pure white snow frosting the evergreens under a brilliant blue sky.  The sun brought enough warmth to make an early-morning walk tempting, so Tory pulled on her fleece-lined snow boots and set out, with the dogs pushing along with her.  They trudged down to the lake, which had a thin coating of ice that cracked and shifted under Hal and Jennet’s investigations.  That early in the day, almost no one else was about.  The minister drove past on his way to take early service, and Tory saw another walker in the distance, but otherwise she had the beautiful scene to herself.  She’d brought a camera along, with vague thoughts of turning a picture into her Christmas card in another month or two, and snapped a few photos of some of the more picturesque trees framing the lake.  In the muffled quiet of the dripping day, she let her mind wander.
Peace and quiet, a serene morning, a lovely, lonely scene – they were all important elements of her happy life.  Still, the lonely part sometimes felt too prominent a part of her days.  Even when her parents were home, Tory sometimes felt an almost-overwhelming yearning for company; for someone who shared her interests and respected her views.  ‘Not that Mom and Dad don’t respect me,’ she thought, then shouted to the gamboling dogs, “but you knowit’s not the same!”  She laughed aloud, reveling in the feeling of independence and abandon that comes with stomping the first set of footprints into a fresh snow.  She scooped a handful of snow from a convenient branch and formed a ball, throwing it hard toward the dogs, who chased after it delightedly.  They charged back toward Tory, undismayed that their toy vanished on impact with the ground, and the three of them continued to play their abortive game of fetch as they broke ground through the pines toward the town.
She noticed her fellow walker drawing closer around the lake’s edge, and felt a pleasant bubble of excitement on recognizing the tall, smiling Dutchman.  Thinking he may have had quite enough of her company, she hesitated about continuing toward him until his welcoming wave drew her forward.
“You’re a morning person,” he greeted her, as the dogs accosted him with wriggles and head butts.
“Not always,” Tory admitted.  “Though with these two around, sleeping in just isn’t an option.  It’s such a beautiful morning, though, and this snow won’t last, so I thought I should get out and enjoy it.  We’ll be ankle-deep in mud by Tuesday, I expect.”
“Isn’t this early for a snowstorm, even in New Hampshire?  Not that I prefer mud.”
“It’s early for this much snow, certainly.  We usually get a few days in November, though, and December through February should be pretty snowy.  Of course, it’s not like it was when my parents were kids!” Tory joked.  She felt an instant’s surprise that she could talk so easily with this accomplished, impressive man.
“It never is, is it?  My parents grew up skating on the canals of Amsterdam as a regular recreation; these days the ice only gets thick enough every five years or so.”
“Oh, I love ice skating!” Tory exclaimed impulsively.  “But I’ve never felt comfortable doing it at an indoor rink.  It has to be a pond or lake for me.  I’d love to skate along the Amsterdam canals.  It’s such a beautiful city.”
“I will say, I think we celebrate the ice quite well in my hometown,” Max answered.  “We put up impromptu cafés on the ice, and serve erwtensoep– the richest, most warming pea stew you can imagine.”
“We have to bring our own supplies – usually just cocoa in a thermos.”  Noticing a particularly graceful tree limb, Tory raised her camera, aimed and shot a few images.
“You’re a photographer?” Max asked.
“Very much an amateur,” she answered.  “I thought I might find a pretty scene to use for my Christmas cards, though.”
“I expect my efforts would be amateurish at the very best, but if you’d like me to take a photo of you for consideration for the card, I’d be happy to do so.”
Tory gave it some thought.  She hadn’t ever included her own photo in her annual Christmas mailing, but far-flung family and friends often did so, and she appreciated seeing those visual updates.  “That might be nice, actually,” she said.  “With the dogs, maybe – otherwise it feels conceited.  Or are the dogs too twee?”
“Certainly not,” Max said, after coughing awkwardly, twice.  His lids were lowered, a fact that barely registered as Tory looked around for a good backdrop for a picture.  Feeling self-conscious, she tried to strike a natural pose, wondering how the doctor would get dogs, snow-covered pine branches, and her into the frame.  Maybe it was a silly idea – and he hadn’t even had to talk her into it.  Posing was just not her style.
But Dr. Van den Nie had the camera up and pointed so she grinned in his direction while pushing Jennet’s head away from her knees and toward the camera.  “That’s lovely,” he called.  “I’m not much of a photographer, but I do not believe anyone could fail, with such a beautiful scene for a subject.”  A few more clicks, Tory desperately trying to think of some way to start a conversation, and wondering what he’d meant by ‘a beautiful scene.’  The pine trees, surely?  Before she could come up with anything to say, he asked, “Would you want to kneel, to be closer to the dogs?”
“Sure, yes, right,” she said – and was suddenly desperate not to talk.  And then, as he kneeled also, “Oh, no, you shouldn’t... you wouldn’t... I mean, you’ll get wet.  In the snow.”
“I’m dressed for it today,” he replied.  “And I’m having fun.  How about getting the dogs’ attention with a snowball?”  Tory did as he suggested, but after a few more clicks, insisted on stopping the photo session.  “Thank you so much,” she said.  “I’ll sort through them at home.”
“It was a pleasure,” Max answered.  “You, Hal and Jennet are all excellent models, though I’m afraid, ‘Work it, baby,’ aren’t words that come easily to me.”  He choked a bit with laughter as he pronounced the incongruous phrase.
“Okay, this might sound a little stupid, but I’d probably just get confused if you said something like that.  I don’t watch a lot of TV, or even movies, so I’m not up on slang and things as much as I should be.  We get teenagers at the office of course, but it’s mostly old people, so I hear ‘groovy’ and ‘hip’ a lot more than ‘work it, baby.’”
“Two peas,” Max answered.  “I suspect you’re a book lover, like me.”
“Mostly, yes,” Tory confessed.  “I love music, too – Gregorian chants to hip hop – and I like movies, but I can’t stand commercials so I can only watch pay movies online, or on disc.”
“Have you seen any you enjoyed especially recently?” he inquired, and they were off.  Comedies, mysteries, classics.  The doctor matched Tory’s reservations about supernatural dramas with a dislike of most superhero films – “I admit I enjoyed The Avengers.” – and they shared an enthusiasm for Bollywood.  Movies quickly yielded to books, with recommendations, disputes and a strong connection over the excellence of Cry, the Beloved Country.
“My brother found a list of the 100 best novels of the 20th century somewhere, and that wasn’t on it.  It was the Modern Languages Association or something, and I couldn’t believe it.  That may be the best book I’ve ever read,” Tory proclaimed.
“Absolutely,” the doctor agreed.  “The language is so vivid, and the story such an honest mix of tragedy and hope and ordinary human life, and the period he’s describing is such an important one in the history of modern civilization, I’m not just surprised by how overlooked it is, I’m close to appalled.”  They both went quiet, Tory brooding on unrewarded excellence as she listened to the shush of her boots through the snow.  The doctor spoke after a moment.  “Let me guess what was on that list your brother found – Joyce, right?”
“Oh, of course.  I’ve never tried Finnegan’s Wake; have you?”
“At university.  I was glad to have my tutor as a guide through its mysteries.”
The peace and tranquility she’d felt in the early part of her walk was transforming, becoming something shared.  She and Max talked as easily as she did with her sisters and brother; as easily as she did with her closest friends in college days, cross-legged on dorm room beds surrounded by nutrition and anatomy textbooks.  He wasn’t an intrusion into the serenity of the morning, but an enhancement of the beauty of the day and the joy of an invigorating walk with the dogs gamboling through the morning.  Tory noticed the comfort and happiness she felt, but chose not to examine it too closely.  One quick thought flitted through the part of her mind that was detached from the conversation:  it’s easy enough to have a pleasant chat about books, especially when you’re trying to be agreeable.
The pleasure was undeniable, though, and Tory regretted arriving at the fork in the path that would take her back to the house.  “Here’s where I turn,” she told Max, who had been politely waiting for her to try to dredge an author’s name from her memory.  “Thanks for your company.  I hope you enjoyed getting to see a bit of Bristol’s scenery.”
“I enjoyed it very much, indeed,” Max answered with grave courtesy.  “You’ve been generous in sharing your time with me.  I wonder if I could trespass further on your kindness, and ask you to introduce me to some of the shops in the town.  My friend Jaap will be coming over in a few days to keep house for me, but until then I need to stock up on a few necessities.”
“Sure, of course,” Tory said.  “I’ve got a few errands to run after church, so I could meet you on Beech Street, by Dr. Bachman’s office.”
“Would it be an imposition to join you at church?” he enquired.
“Whatever the opposite of imposition is,” Tory assured.  “I’m planning to drive, though, given the weather and the Sunday shoes issue.”
“If you’re willing to trust me after yesterday’s mishap,” Max said, smiling, “I’d be happy to pick you up in my car.”
“Oh, of course.  If you’re sure.  Um, I’m, I guess I’ll go home, then, and change, and I’ll be ready in about...” she checked her watch, “let’s say 45 minutes.  That will give us a few extra minutes for the roads, and still early enough to get in the front third of the pews.  Mr. Rourke’s voice is getting a bit reedy.”
Max’s laugh boomed into the snowy morning.  “Lovely,” he said.  “I’ll be with you in 45 minutes.  Suits and ties?” he queried, one eyebrow quirked.
“If you like,” Tory reassured, “though plenty of people wear slacks and sweaters, and some come in jeans.”  She collected Hal and Jennet with a whistle, and set off, kicking puffs of snow ahead of her with the delight of a small child.

The Huge Roses: Chapter Three, part two

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In chapter one, American nurse Tory Bird, visiting Amsterdam with her sister Jane, meets Dr. Maximilan van den Nie whilst giving first aid to an injured English tourist.  After a lovely weekend, Tory returns home to the United States.  In chapters two and three, Max arrives in Tory's New Hampshire village in time for an early snowstorm.

Installment One - Installment Two - Installment Three - Installment Four - Installment Five - Installment Six

THE HUGE ROSES (working title)
copyright 2014 by Betty van den Betsy; not for reprint or publication without permission


Chapter Three, part 2:



Forty minutes later, she heard the doctor’s car pull up to her house, and was glad she hadn’t dawdled over her shower and change of clothes.  She’d made time, though, to flick on some mascara and whisk a pale gloss across her lips.  She pulled on her heavy tweed coat, tweaked a beret into place, grabbed her purse, and pulled open the front door to find Max on the doorstep, reaching for the heavy brass knocker.
“Hello again,” she greeted him.  “That needs polishing.”  Digging gloves from her pockets, she missed seeing him grin.
“Hello again, yourself,” he answered.  “You’re admirably prompt, and your hair looks glorious.  Do you bring your own prayer book?”
Taken aback by his compliment – mousey hair rarely gets described as glorious – Tory had to think about the question for a moment.  “My mother does, but I don’t even own one.  I think Neil’s the only one of us who does; his godmother took her work seriously. But he doesn’t bring it; we’re regular enough churchgoers that we know most of the words, and Neil’s not shy about mumbling when needed.”
“I hope I get to meet him one day,” Max murmured.  Then, louder, he asked, “Neil is your brother?  The one who has made use of Josh Brown’s services?”
“Yes; he and Emma – they’re twins – both ski and snowboard competitively.  Sometimes maybe too competitively.  Collarbones and shoulders and tibias and ankles and one quite drastic femur.  That was Emma’s.  It’s not really a bad record, when you consider they’re almost thirty.”  Tory was confused to see that the doctor was coming around to the passenger side of the car with her, and boggled slightly when he opened her door for her.  “Oh,” she exclaimed, and tried to recover with a more subdued, “thank you.”  Shoulders shaking, he closed the door and walked over to the driver’s side while she buckled her safety belt.
He seemed to be quite familiar with the route, though she volunteered a suggestion or two.  Other than that, conversation was minimal, and the silence perfectly comfortable.  ‘That’s because it’s not a date,’ Tory thought to herself.  ‘If it were, I’d be struggling to seem interesting.’  Rather than struggle, she contented herself with watching the passing trees, checking on neighbors’ shoveling progress, and enjoying the comfort of the powerful, well-padded car.  “Rear-wheel drive,” she announced, speaking a thought aloud.  “Mercedes are always rear-wheel drive.”
“My friend Jaap arrives tomorrow to housekeep for me,” the doctor replied, “and he’ll have a Land Rover for us.  I’m not entirely impractical.”
‘Just stinking rich,’ Tory thought, and felt a guilty pang immediately as the church steeple came into view.  ‘But it wasn’t judgmental,’ she reasoned.  ‘Only an observation, really.’  As he parked the car, she reminded herself of the old-fashioned courtesy he’d offered in holding the car door for her, and except for unbuckling her seat belt, kept still after he cut the engine.  Sure enough, he swung his long legs from the driver’s seat, then walked around to her side and opened the door for her.  Despite feeling self-conscious, she managed to exit the car, one hand on his, without stumbling, dropping anything, banging into her companion or otherwise disgracing herself and her athletic family.  ‘Although,’ she reflected as they entered the lovely old white-clapboard building, ‘he’d be a decent person to bump.’  Sitting down, she stifled the thought and stilled her mind for the service.

Soothed and centered by the ancient liturgy and rites, Tory rose for the processional, enjoying the rumble of the doctor’s deep baritone beside her.  After the benediction, they began their shuffling exit.  Max complimented Mr. Rourke on his sermon regarding humility, and Tory led the way to the parish hall for coffee hour.  “We should spend a few minutes, anyway,” she explained to the doctor.  “It’s not a large congregation, and we’re always very excited to see each other, let alone guests.”  That time she did notice the sudden quirk of Max’s lips, and his dropped eyelids, but had no chance to ask what he’d found funny before old Mrs. Tambor from the Altar Guild pounced.
Fortunately for the doctor’s sense of privacy, neither she nor any of the long-time parishioners who followed her were as interested in him as they were in talking about themselves.  Tory made an introduction or two and then wandered away to find a cup of tea and a cinnamon bun, leaving Max to stories of grandchildren, cataracts and snowstorms past.  Glancing at him from across the room, she thought of an ocean-side cliff, massive and reliable as the waves of elderlies eddied around him.  Not a perfect analogy, she realized, but a vivid one.  After fifteen minutes or so, she returned to offer him tea and a chance to leave, and he took both graciously, leaving an interested murmur behind as they walked toward the door.
“A very welcoming group,” he observed as they stepped outside.  “Thank you for introducing me.”
“I hope you don’t mind,” Tory said, “I mentioned to a few people that you’re here to cover for Josh.  After she talked to you, Mrs. Tambor came over fishing for information, and she’d gotten the idea that you were staying at our house or something, so I wanted to straighten that out before the game of telephone could start.”
He looked at her quizzically, and she explained the children’s game of a whisper chain, where the sentence the final player hears can be dramatically different from the one the first player whispered.  “Aha,” Max nodded.  “Gossip.”
Tory laughed.  “I suppose,” she said, “but that’s got a very negative connotation, doesn’t it?  I’m just thinking about people chatting; keeping each other up on the local news.”
“In fact, a valuable social function.  And research certainly seems to be moving toward a conclusion that interaction with others, and especially forming intimate relationships, is vital for longevity in good health.  Though exchanging information about a newcomer to the community hardly qualifies for intimacy.”
“No, but it may be a step in the process.  And that kind of deep relationship is really valuable, but I suspect any engagement in the social web is useful.  From my candy-striping through my hospital clinicals and now at Dr. Bachman’s, I see so many people I wish I could prescribe a couple of friends for.  It’s not just old people, either.  We get people in their twenties and thirties who are just doing so much, or focusing on one goal, like a fast-track career or raising super-children or even just buying a Camaro or whatever that they’re giving themselves blood pressure problems, stress injuries, digestion issues...  I want to  sit them down and tell them to spend ten minutes patting a dog before they can leave.”
Max’s rich laugh enlivened the chilly air for a moment, and Tory smiled at the friendly sound.  “I want to tell you a bit about my research,” he said, “but I’m not sure where we’ll be going.  Do we want the car?”
Recalled to the purpose of their outing, Tory declined the car and swept an arm before her to show Max the small town center.  “Just down the hill,” she said, “is pretty much everything we offer, except groceries, which are to the west on Pleasant Street.  Otherwise, we’ve got the library, yoga, several burger and pizza options, beer and plenty of antiques.  A lot of places don’t open on Sundays, especially in the winter, and some close down completely for the season in mid-October, and don’t open again until April or May.  Restaurants are mostly pizza and burgers; the diner will give you breakfast all day, and it’s a pretty good one.  Real eggs, from shells.”
“Should I ask what other kinds of eggs there are?” Max inquired doubtfully.  Tory paused a moment, pursed her lips and shook her head.  “Well,” he responded, eyes twinkling, “shall we take a bit of a look around, or do you need to get back home?”
“Oh, I’m always happy to poke through a few shops,” Tory assured him, and they headed down the hill together.

The Huge Roses: Chapter Three, part three

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In chapter one, American nurse Tory Bird, visiting Amsterdam with her sister Jane, meets Dr. Maximilan van den Nie whilst giving first aid to an injured English tourist.  After a lovely weekend, Tory returns home to the United States.  In chapters two and three, Max arrives in Tory's New Hampshire village in time for an early snowstorm.

Installment One - Installment Two - Installment Three - Installment Four - Installment Five - Installment Six - Installment Seven

THE HUGE ROSES (working title)
copyright 2014 by Betty van den Betsy; not for reprint or publication without permission


Chapter Three, part 3:




Recalled to the purpose of their outing, Tory declined the car and swept an arm before her to show Max the small town center.  “Just down the hill,” she said, “is pretty much everything we offer, except groceries, which are to the west on Pleasant Street.  Otherwise, we’ve got the library, yoga, several burger and pizza options, beer and plenty of antiques.  A lot of places don’t open on Sundays, especially in the winter, and some close down completely for the season in mid-October, and don’t open again until April or May.  Restaurants are mostly pizza and burgers; the diner will give you breakfast all day, and it’s a pretty good one.  Real eggs, from shells.”
“Should I ask what other kinds of eggs there are?” Max inquired doubtfully.  Tory paused a moment, pursed her lips and shook her head.  “Well,” he responded, eyes twinkling, “shall we take a bit of a look around, or do you need to get back home?”
“Oh, I’m always happy to poke through a few shops,” Tory assured him, and they headed down the hill together.
“Do you know Pooh sticks?” the doctor asked as they approached the river.
“Oh, I love Pooh sticks!” she exclaimed with delight.  “You mean races, right, under the bridge?”
“Indeed,” he answered, bending down to search the ground for his racer.  Tory took a few steps away and located a handsome, branchy pine twig that she waved triumphantly.  Max had found a sturdy maple branch.  “You’ve chosen appearance over utility, I think,” he told her.  “Those twigs and needles add up to a lot of drag.”
“I suppose so,” Tory answered, “but it’s so pretty.”  They both laughed at her silliness, then leaned over the railing and dropped their entrants into the Newfound River.  As they turned to sprint to the other side of the bridge, Max grabbed her hand, and held onto it as they bent over the opposite railing, watching for their sticks to appear in the current below.  ‘It’s like I’m a kid, and he’s the big brother or something,’ Tory assured herself, absorbing the warmth from his hand even through their two sets of gloves.
Sure enough, the doctor’s stick emerged from beneath the bridge first.  He dropped her hand and straightened, while she remained bent almost double, clutching the railing.  After a moment or two, her twig floated into view, and she watched it drift slowly downriver while she pushed herself back upright.  The doctor turned to her with a grave expression and extended his right hand.  They shook hands briefly and solemnly, and then broke into wide grins simultaneously.
“I believe I shall never outgrow that game,” he said, and Tory answered, “Or the Pooh stories.”  In comfortable accord, they resumed their stroll toward the cluster of shops ahead of them, Tory pointing out a café and a bar as they proceeded.  As she had predicted, few of the antique stores were open, but rounding the corner onto Pleasant Street, they saw a sandwich board on the sidewalk in front of Golden Treasures.
“I don’t know this shop well,” Tory informed the doctor.  “The woman who runs it moved here last year from New York.  It seems a lot like the others, with a mix of antiques and junk and second-hand collectibles, and how you categorize them depends on what you like.”
“Let’s take a look,” Max proposed, and held the door for her to enter ahead of him.
“Welcome, welcome,” a high, slightly adenoidal voice greeted them.  “Welcome to Golden Treasures!  I’m Fleurie, the owner.  Please, take your time looking around and let me know if there’s anything I can do to help.”  The woman who approached them was a vision in a bright yellow tweed suit with iridescent leather piping on the seams and gunmetal gray, patent leather pumps on four-inch stiletto heels.  Her gleaming, brass-blonde hair was expensively cut, swinging just below her jaw, and her make-up was plentiful and flawless.  Having seen Fleurie before, Tory simply smiled a greeting, but Max stopped in his tracks.  Was it for the incongruity of her big-city chic, Tory wondered, or her inarguable beauty?
Whichever it was, Fleurie seemed eager to encourage the doctor’s interest.  She reached out a manicured hand – her nails matched her shoes – and briefly touched his elbow.  “Is there anything in particular you’re looking for?” she asked, bringing her high voice down a measure and trying to purr.
“I’ve a young goddaughter,” he answered.  “About to turn nine, and I thought I might find something unique for her here.”  Adding a burst of speed to her puttering pace, Tory nipped around a convenient corner.  If Max had wanted her help with selecting a gift, surely he would have mentioned that earlier.  Apparently Fleurie had something she lacked when it came to inspiring confidences.  Of course, Fleurie had a lot that she lacked.  Trailing a finger along a shelf holding mid-century modern dishes, Tory wistfully imagined pampering herself with a time-consuming beauty routine:  expensive creams and lotions, salon facials, weekly hair appointments and twice-weekly manicures.  A vision of herself, impeccably made up, using polished fingernails to grub in the garden and affix the blood pressure cuff snapped her out of that wistful reverie, and restored her grin.  She headed down a nearby staircase and found herself in a room decorated as a 1950s den, complete with old copies of ‘Life’ magazine that would make entertaining browsing.
Ten minutes later, Max found her in an Adrian Pearsall lounge chair, upholstered in salmon velvet and priced at $1,500, reading a decades-old article about adopting lighthouses.  She gazed up at him with a welcoming smile – which he didn’t return.  “You seem comfortable,” he remarked blandly.
“Um...” Tory began to answer.  “Well, I didn’t want to barge in on your shopping, and it sounded like you had something specific in mind, and I don’t want to be nosy, but.”  She stopped abruptly, with no idea where her train of thought was going or why some of the fun had gone out of the afternoon.  Why was Max looking like that?  Or why wasn’t he looking like something – his face was a blank canvas, without expression.
Suddenly he smiled, though a social gesture without the warmth she’d seen on him before.  “Right,” he answered.  “I’ll just finish up upstairs, and then take you home.  I should be five minutes.”  As he walked toward the staircase, Tory thought she might have heard, “hopefully less.”  She quickly realized, however, that she must have misunderstood, or imagined the muttered words.  She rose from her seat, rolled her hips and shoulders – that chair had mis-aligned a few things – and replaced the magazine tidily where she’d found it.  Gathering her purse, she made her way up to the register, where Max was signing a charge slip, a lavender paper bag with red script on the counter next to him.  Fleurie was chattering lightly about her love of the tranquil countryside, so Tory stood quietly to the side waiting for them to finish the transaction – economic and social.
“Ah, Tory,” Max intoned, turning his head toward her.  “Have you met Ms. Gold?”
“Oh, no no no no no,” the blonde interjected.  “Fleurie, puh-leease, doctor.  I’m sure, in such a small town, we’ll be very good friends in no time.”  She gazed at him through her spiky lashes, gold dust glinting from her eyelids.  He smiled with great charm and assured her, “Of course.  Fleurie.”
Tory took a tentative step forward.  After all, he had invited her to join their conversation.  “We have met,” she said, “but Ms. Gold may not remember, with all the new people she’s been meeting since she arrived.”
“Oh, and it’s been lovely,” the older woman gushed.  “Of course, I came here most summers after I married Archie, and his family’s been coming since the 60s or 70s.  So I feel quite at home, which is a blessing after the difficulties during my divorce.”  Abruptly, her expression changed from cosmopolitan and provocative to brave and wistful.  To Tory, it didn’t seem quite real.
“Ah, yes,” the doctor responded with sympathy.  “Wonderful to have friends about you at such a time.  I do hope we’ll meet again,” he added, sweeping up his package and collecting Tory with one large arm at the same time.  He moved decisively but unhurriedly toward the door, bearing her with him, and Fleurie charged around her counter to collide with them at the doorknob.  She put a hand on his shoulder and fluttered again, while Max grasped the doorknob firmly.  Tory, believing herself unobserved by her two companions, who seemed to have eyes only for each other, frankly stared at Fleurie.  Were those false eyelashes, or just several coats of mascara?
False, she decided as she was thrust back into the crisp November air, calling, “Thanks.  Good-bye,” over her shoulder.  There seemed to be undercurrents playing around her that she didn’t want to try to interpret.  So she took half a step out of the doctor’s reach, and turned slowly left before beginning to turn slowly right.
“Well,” said Max, “a successful expedition.  I was able to find a bangle bracelet – is that the right term? – for Saskia.  I think she’ll like it.  Now I’m hungry.  Could we get lunch?”
“Umm...” Tory answered.  Hadn’t they been going straight home?  She thought he’d been angry with her, or at least bored.  Perhaps she ought to decline lunch.  But she was quite hungry.  “There’s Pat’s.  Pizza and fish.  It’s this way,” she stepped out, headed for the casual restaurant that rarely entertained Rolls-Royce owners.
“You know,” the doctor remarked casually, “you must try to cure yourself of your ‘um’ habit.  Eventually, I shall determine what the utterance signifies for you.”
Tory peeped up at him nervously.  These were strange waters, and she wasn’t sure what to think, or how to respond.  He glanced down at her, hooding his bright blue eyes suddenly from her gaze.  His real smile, the warm one, spread over his face.  “Tory, I beg your pardon if I’ve misbehaved.  You’re very patient to put up with me today.”
“Oh, but I’m having a lovely time,” she assured him.  “And the dogs like you, too.”   She took one skipping step to keep up with his long strides, and heard the great shout of laughter characteristic of him.  Whatever had been going on, it seemed to be okay now.  She hoped the good mood would survive lunch at a pizza joint – probably not his usual meal.


She needn’t have worried.  Max looked around the place with some curiosity, but no concern.  He asked for a recommendation after they gave their drink orders and got their menus, and Tory told him, “The pasta is okay, the seafood is good, the pizza is excellent.”  They agreed to split a pizza after having salads – Greek for Tory; garden for Max.
“You were going to tell me something about your research,” she reminded him as they pulled their first cheesy slices from the pan.  “Remember, when we were talking about social interaction and relationships being healthy?”  He’d seemed happy to describe some of the work he was doing, and the care with which he and his colleagues took into consideration specific circumstances related to their patients.
“We generally see better results when people work on their recoveries with others who have related injuries and prognoses,” he said.  “However, for a competitive athlete in a solo sport, the team environment can be stressful initially.  I also work with a number of elderly people, and I suspect our research project on that subject will uncover something similar.  My elderly patients who’ve been isolated for some time often need extra care and patience when we ask them to transition into a group setting.  It’s as if the social muscle needs regular exercise, just like everything else.”
“We see a lot of that in family practice, too.  People who kind of... shut down.  Sometimes I can understand why kids or grandkids don’t want to deal with their relatives – there are some pretty ugly stories.  But most often it’s just, ‘I’m too busy,’ or, ‘I’m sick of him going on about the old days.’  We have some programs at the community center, and Dr. Bachmann and I both go out on house calls.  Still, it’s too easy for people to get lonely.  Sorry, this is a hobbyhorse of mine, I guess.”
“I’m impressed by your caring,” Max replied.  “I get the impression your own family is very close.”
“Oh, yes.  My parents are so deeply in love – forty years on – that I sometimes worry what might happen when one of them dies.  But why borrow trouble?  We four siblings talk most days, and we get together often.  We’ll never leave Mother and Dad to grow lonely, either.  Sometimes I think they wish we would!  That’s why they travel so much.  It’s not just research.”  She grinned at him, eyes sparkling, and he smiled back, reaching a hand across the table – but then turned his wrist to check his watch.  Tory felt her cheeks warming, grateful she hadn’t had time to reach out to take his hand as she’d been about to do.  What a fool she’d have felt then!
Instead, she rose from the booth and said, maybe a bit too brightly, “I should probably get back home.  Lots of chores to do!”  The doctor joined her, stopping at the register to pay their tab, and together they walked back to his car.  “Thank you for lunch,” Tory said.  “You shouldn’t have paid for mine.  I’ll get the check next time.”
“Most certainly you shan’t,” Max answered.  “I must have some opportunity to show my appreciation of your generosity in the snowstorm.”
“You shoveled,” Tory exclaimed.  In her mind, the statement needed no explanation.  Shoveling was the ultimate act of kindness.

Max, of course, didn’t just drop her off at the house.  Again, he held doors, walking with her to the house and ushering her into her home.  He held out a friendly hand and Tory took it, approving of this continental habit.  She approved of the continental kiss he brushed on her cheek, as well – approved of it perhaps a bit more than was sensible, given how far out of her league he was.
The doctor was thinking of leagues, too, as he drove away, though he might not phrase the idea quite that way.  Her shining eyes and ready smile, the bright bloom on her cheeks when she was cold, warm or embarrassed all rendered her lovely.  They were also signs of her comparative youth, of her joy in her family and her New Hampshire village.  He saw clearly there could be no future for a Dutchman nearing middle age and a youthful Yankee.  And since a brief affair with someone like Tory, with her open heart and innocence, was out of the question, it behooved him to take a long step back from their developing friendship.


The latest addition to Betty A’s household is a baby one...

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Thanks, Betty Anonymous, for keeping us posted on your most Betty-esque adventures:


On Friday, I received a package. I had ordered a new light jacket, navy blue – such a useful colour. It’s not a Burberry, no, neither cat nor boots, but still... It’s a — wait for it — WELLINGTON® of Bilmore.
My mother had ordered some organic cookies, Duchy Originals. We usually call them Prince Charles cookies, for (at least to us) apparent reasons.

Then there was a jar of Mrs Bridges® FOUR BERRY Preserve, Made in Scotland. Just for me.

Mrs Bridges? The Mrs Bridges?

You may well ask. Because, yes, Mrs Bridges, theMrs Bridges of Upstairs, Downstairs at Eaton Place fame lends her name to all sorts of jams, preserves and chutneys that are being created in her name.

And last but not least, for little Betty A., all 5 feet 6 inches of her, there was a small baby jar of Marmite. For months I had meant to order one, but ordering just one jar and nothing else would have been silly. Now, finally it arrived, a limited edition no less. Call me strange, but not only do I like Marmite, but sometimes, for a special treat, I put a wee little bit on the tip of a spoon and eat it straight from the jar. I just let it melt in my mouth and Ah! Pure bliss... Sigh



A few media citations:
Food & Drink Innovation Network, September 16th, 2013:

Marmite is welcoming a new member to the family – the “Baby One” – following its appearance on the current End Marmite Neglect TV advert.

This 125g jar features a new label quoting part of the now famous line, “It’s a baby one”, and joins the household for a limited time only.

Joanne O’Riada, Marmite brand manager, said: “The ‘It’s a baby one’ quote in the Marmite advert has caused such a stir that we wanted to do something to honour it.

“What better way than to create a limited edition jar that we hope will remind people to never neglect the brown stuff again."



The Guardian, 7 August 2013:

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The Huge Roses: Chapter Four, part one

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American nurse Tory Bird, visiting Amsterdam with her sister Jane, meets Dr. Maximilan van den Nie whilst giving first aid to an injured English tourist.  After a lovely weekend, Tory returns home to the United States, daydreaming of the handsome Dutchman.  To her surprise, Max arrives in Tory's New Hampshire village a few weeks later!

Installment One - Installment Two - Installment Three - Installment Four - Installment Five - Installment Six - Installment Seven - Installment Eight

THE HUGE ROSES (working title)
copyright 2014 by Betty van den Betsy; not for reprint or publication without permission


Chapter Four, part one:



CHAPTER FOUR

The doctor lived up to his self-imposed ban on Tory’s company, bar sending flowers and a brief thank-you note, and she went about her days much as usual.  If she kept watch for the big Mercedes, or scanned the horizon during her daily walks with more attention than in the past, those were small things, and she knew she’d quickly get over them.  It was odd – weird – monumentally coincidental – that their ships had passed twice in the night, but coincidences happened.
She did spot a shining Land Rover parked outside the Shop ‘n’ Save one Thursday, and inside the store wondered which of the handful of strangers might be Max’s housekeeper.  Probably the middle-aged, blond man in a dark suit.  Who else would wear a suit to the Shop ‘n’ Save?
A few days later, as she walked to the community center, she saw Fleurie Gold holding open the door of Golden Treasures.  Today she was a vision in cotton-candy pink silk, with a cerise blouse.  Apparently for Fleurie, four-inch spiked heels were the norm, even in rural New England.  As usual, her face was a flawless mask of foundation and rich color, and her hair could feature in an overpriced-shampoo commercial.  She smiled vaguely in Tory’s direction, her smile seeming to fade as she took in the bulky parka and hiking boots.  “’Afternoon,” Tory greeted her.
“Oh, hello,” Fleurie replied.  “I doknow you.  I thought I did.  I have a memory for faces – and the last face I saw you with was especially memorable.  Our new neighbor.  He was very interested in having me show him a bit of Hanover, and a place to get a decent meal.  I could tell the poor man wasn’t expecting anything quite so...” she paused, looking arch, and then trilled a laugh that didn’t occur in nature, “quaint, I guess.  That’s this town – quaint.”  She bestowed a triumphant yet pitying smile on Tory, who could only murmur, “Oh, yes.  We’re quaint, all right.”
“Well, ta ta, then,” Fleurie concluded, closing the shop door, and Tory walked on, her usually light step taking on a trudging note.  If Fleurie Gold was the doctor’s idea of an enjoyable companion, she could just stop the horizon-scanning right now.  In fact, she ought just to stop anyway.  Women like Fleurie and the juffrouw she’d met in Amsterdam, who could buy couture clothes and achieve perfect make-up, over 30 and incapable of blushing, were the type who dated the Maxes of the world.
The following week, though, brought exciting news at the office:  when she settled down with Dr. Bachman and a mug of tea to recap the day’s activities, he asked about her continuing-education efforts.  She reminded him of the online courses she’d taken – neonatal care, adolescent psychology and cardiac rehabilitation were the most recent – and proposed an evening course in geriatric nutrition at the university starting in the new year.
“Very good, Tory,” Dr. Bachman approved.  “But I’ve got a great opportunity for us both right here in the office.  You know the man who’s living at Josh Brown’s, and working with him on orthopedic research?  He’s also got a project in Europe around elderly ortho rehab, and I’ve proposed collecting some data for him based on our patients and others in this area.  You’re welcome to join me, and we’ll both get credits we need, and most likely learn some useful approaches.”  He then added on a tangent, “I enjoyed working with Janice” – his previous nurse – “but it’s great to have you here.  She spent most of her C.E. time on dermatology.  Dermatology.  Not our most pressing need.”
“Teenagers?” Tory proposed tentatively.  “It helps build a connection?”
“Ha!” said Dr. Bachman.  “More like middle-aged boomers.  Tory, the day I have to go the Botox route to keep this practice in the black...” he faded out, and sat glaring at his desk.
“Well, I’d love to help with the ortho project,” she interjected after a moment.  If she didn’t bring the conversation back to a more constructive subject, he’d get going on obstetrical malpractice insurance costs, and she’d be there through dinner.
“Wonderful.  Geriatrics has always been a big part of this practice, but it’s the wave of the future all over the country.  You’ll build some great career skills with this one.  I’ll let Van den Nie know we’re on board.”
As she chopped onion and mushrooms for a stir-fry that evening, Tory reported on the conversation to the dogs.  “I doubt Max will get involved himself,” she speculated.  “I mean, not with our bit.  But he’s obviously very smart, and designing high-caliber research, so I’ll learn a lot.  And I don’t need to see him personally, after all, to learn from his work.  It’s not like we have anything in common, even if we did get on well that one day.  Well, two days.”  She wondered what the doctor was having for dinner, and whether he ever prepared his own meals.  What did having someone housekeep for you mean, exactly?  Maybe Jane would know.
In fact, her oldest sister called that evening, after Tory had washed up and taken the dogs for their evening walk.  She was scribbling a few reminders as a grocery list – couscous, cloves, yeast – when the phone rang.  Jane, just back from a business trip to St. Louis, described the marvelous tea room she’d visited there, and promised Tory a packet of their Bedford blend of green tea.  She had also attended a fundraiser at the city’s art museum.  “It’s a marvelous museum,” she said, “and it’s free.  So is the zoo.  But they still got all these people to pay six hundred dollars each to go to a cocktail party there.  I mean, it’s mostly a donation, but I never get over these black-tie parties to help the poor.”
“What did you wear?” Tory asked, eschewing for the moment the grand philosophical question of caviar for charity.
“Dark green silk, empire waist, with spaghetti straps and a little velvet bolero-thing.  I know this is practically the dictionary definition of a first-world problem, but finding evening dresses that are warm and at least a little bit professional looking is a giant pain.  And then I’m not sure about the rules for re-wearing dresses, but I’m going to keep this green thing going for a long while yet.”
Tory laughed at her sister’s peevish tone.  Jane wasn’t a fan of protocol under any circumstances, and when it concerned what she considered ‘first world problems,’ she could get very testy indeed.  “Well,” she consoled, “at least you’re saving the world with your bolero.  And the parties do get people thinking and talking about real problems.”
“Sure, when they’re not complaining about the service.”
“Jennet and Hal are always complaining about the service around here,” Tory joked.  “They want three big walks a day, not just two.  Try explaining to them about the need to balance sufficient income generation to keep us in kibble and the time required for walks.  They just don’t get it.”
“Meanwhile, I can’t even keep my apartment clean,” Jane laughed.  “You’ve got that entire house, grounds and menagerie in perfect order.  How does she do it all?”  Tory chuckled at the teasing, and thought of Max with a housekeeper.
“Do you know anyone with a housekeeper?” she asked.
“Oh, sure,” Jane answered.  “Most of the portfolio managers at the office have someone come in once a week to clean, and a few get made-up meals delivered, too, but the senior partners usually have live-in help.”
“Oh,” Tory replied vaguely.  “I wonder what that’s like.  I kind of like taking care of myself.  Although maybe a little less dusting and polishing, and especially shifting furniture to get at the floors.”
“Actually,” Jane confessed, “I’m hiring a weekly cleaner.  And I buy most of my food pre-cooked at the grocery store, so I just have to microwave it.  I love to cook, but if I’m working ten hours a day, trying to fit in a work-out, and I need to read the paper, it’s just really hard to make the time.  Diane at the office has a dog, and she’s got a half-hour commute each way, and the only reason she manages is because she gets her exercise walking the dog.  Almost all the guys with kids have stay-at-home wives, and all the women with kids have full-time babysitters.  And the partners have both wives and babysitters.  There’s a snide crack in there somewhere.”
“I’m exhausted just hearing about it,” Tory said.  They were both silent for a moment, listening companionably for each others’ breathing down the phone line.  “I guess it’s really just not my kind of world.”  Tory summed up her feelings about both Jane’s hectic professional life and Max’s upper-crust milieu.
“Oh, darling,” her sister protested, “ever since you were little you’ve had a natural grace and ease.  I think you fit in beautifully anywhere you want to go.  Of course, it’s the ‘want to’ that’s the most important part.”  Hanging up the phone a few minutes later, Tory thought about Jane’s comment.  She loved her life, but it wasn’t entirely one she’d actively chosen.  She’d settled in Bristol because she was happy and comfortable there; she’d traveled a bit because her parents had taken the family off on research trips, or because Jane or her college friends had invited her to accompany them; she loved her career but she wanted... something else.  She stumped slowly up to bed, pondering her future.  With her teeth clean, hair braided and face shining with drugstore lotion, she curled up in bed with Fiona on the quilt by her midsection, and drifted off to sleep contemplating the directions she might choose to take herself.  In the haze of fatigue, her eyelids seemed to be running a slideshow of children’s faces, gardens, swings and pets and herself, smiling and content, with a blurry man in the background.  Tall, broad, blond and blurry.  That night, she dreamed she was dancing with Max, in a 1950s hospital ward lit with crystal chandeliers, her hair in pigtails and magical ski boots on her feet, with cruise ships sailing by on the Danube outside a never-ending row of Regency windows.  She woke up confused and oddly happy.
 

The Huge Roses: Chapter Four, part two

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American nurse Tory Bird, visiting Amsterdam with her sister Jane, meets Dr. Maximilan van den Nie whilst giving first aid to an injured English tourist.  After a lovely weekend, Tory returns home to the United States, daydreaming of the handsome Dutchman.  To her surprise, Max arrives in Tory's New Hampshire village a few weeks later!

Installment One - Installment Two - Installment Three - Installment Four - Installment Five - Installment Six - Installment Seven - Installment Eight - Installment Nine



Hanging up the phone a few minutes later, Tory thought about Jane’s comment.  She loved her life, but it wasn’t entirely one she’d actively chosen.  She’d settled in Bristol because she was happy and comfortable there; she’d traveled a bit because her parents had taken the family off on research trips, or because Jane or her college friends had invited her to accompany them; she loved her career but she wanted... something else.  She stumped slowly up to bed, pondering her future.  With her teeth clean, hair braided and face shining with drugstore lotion, she curled up in bed with Fiona on the quilt by her midsection, and drifted off to sleep contemplating the directions she might choose to take herself.  In the haze of fatigue, her eyelids seemed to be running a slideshow of children’s faces, gardens, swings and pets and herself, smiling and content, with a blurry man in the background.  Tall, broad, blond and blurry.  That night, she dreamed she was dancing with Max, in a 1950s hospital ward lit with crystal chandeliers, her hair in pigtails and magical ski boots on her feet, with cruise ships sailing by on the Danube outside a never-ending row of Regency windows.  She woke up confused and oddly happy.
At the office that day, Dr. Bachman informed her they’d both been invited to Hanover to hear Max van den Nie give a lecture regarding his research projects on the Thursday, two days later.  “I spoke to him last night,” her boss reported.  “Fascinating.  An excellent man.  He’s the sort that makes us proud to be physicians.”  Tory wondered how long they’d been talking, then went to get Irina Skolnick, suffering acutely as only she could with the onset of what Tory bluntly – and silently – called ‘middle-aged digestion.’
Of course she needed to let the twins know that she’d be in their town in a couple of days.  As she hadn’t mentioned Max to either of them since the day of the big snowstorm, they’d let the subject of her putative romance lapse, but she still approached the subject cautiously, and with Emma first.  “I expect I’ll drive up with Dr. B,” she said.  “So then I’ll need to head home with him, but we’ll probably at least get a sandwich somewhere, and he’d love to see you guys, too.”
“Who wouldn’t?” Emma asked, tongue in cheek.  “And the lucky thing will get to, since we’ll both be at the lecture.  My fame as the meanest physical therapist in northern New England has reached Dr. Browning, and she’s invited me to join her team for my final practical. If all goes well, I’ll sign on permanently when I finish my master’s.  And since everyone in the world is panting for P.A.’s” – Emma used the shorthand for physician’s assistant, the degree Neil was pursuing – “even our useless brother is getting job offers.  Wait ‘til they find out he wants weekends, morning and early afternoons off from October through April.”
“You guys totally rock,” Tory burst out.  They weren’t usually effusive, but she couldn’t help complimenting Emma.  “Jane and I were talking about juggling busy schedules the other day, but sticking with your training schedules andgoing after hardcore medical degrees is really impressive.”
“What, like we’d let little sister stay ahead of us for long in the academic stakes?  C’mon – you know better.  Seriously, though, it’s a lot easier when you love everything you’re doing.  I couldn’t stick general medicine, but P.T. is really cool and fun and interesting to me.  And my training is just pure joy, all the time.  Do you want Neil for a minute so you can tell him how uber-awesome he is?”
“Yes!” Neil shouted into the phone a half-second later.
“Hey,” Tory responded easily.  “I’m coming up day after tomorrow, to go to an ortho lecture with Dr. Bachman.  I’m hoping we can get a sandwich after.  Emma’s got the details.  How are you?”
“Rumor is I’m uber-awesome,” he answered irrepressibly.  “Hey, have you heard from the ‘rents?  They’ll be back for Thanksgiving, right?  I might bring a lovely young woman I haven’t met yet.  Emma’s trying to set me up with some friend of hers, so I need to take pre-emptive action.”  Tory could hear Emma shouting in the background, and demanded Neil repeat her muffled comments.  “It’s a joke,” he insisted.  “She’s pretending this alleged human, already struck by my blinding good looks and sensibly insisting on a meeting, will be less charmed by my dazzling personality.  That Emma.  Always the jokes.”  A few more minutes of silliness, and they said their goodbyes.  Tory was still chuckling as she sat down to supper.

Two days later, sitting next to Dr. Bachman as he drove west on Route 4, she felt ready to start giggling with nervousness.  It had been a week and a half since she’d last seen Max, and she was unlikely even to speak with him at an event like this, but she felt keyed up nonetheless.  What if he did see her in the audience?  Obviously he’d know she was there with Dr. Bachman – or had her name not come up?  Would he think she was stalking him?  She shook her head, hard, to try to clear out the crazy.
“What’s the definition of stalking, do you know?” she asked her boss.
“It’s a legal definition, not a medical one.  You should know that.  What’s the matter, Tory?  Is someone bothering you?”
“Oh, no, nothing like that!” she assured him.  “Really, no stalkers anywhere that I know.  I was letting my thoughts drift and one of them just came out of my mouth.  It was probably because of some TV show.”  Tory shook her head again, more gently, resolving to think before she spoke – ‘you know perfectly well that thinking about someone doesn’t constitute stalking’ – and not find herself making awkward, half-true conversation with innocent bystanders.
Dr. Bachman harumphed.  “You don’t watch much TV,” he pointed out.
“Well, actually, I get a little binge-y sometimes.  I’ve been reading Graham Greene and the going can get rough.  After The End of the Affair, three reruns of ‘Law and Order: SVU’ can seem like a relaxing break.”
“I expect this project with van den Nie – what a mouthful – will take up some of your leisure time.  Is that going to be okay?”
“I’m looking forward to it,” Tory assured him.  “Emma and Neil may get involved, too, and we’ll get some family time.  At the least, I’ll learn something I can use on the next one of them to need rehab.”  They laughed comfortably together, both very familiar with the twins’ track records.
Thirty minutes later, she was greeting the twins in person in the medical school lobby.  In keeping with their distinct personalities, Neil whooped when he saw his youngest sister, and swooped down on her for a bear hug that ended with Tory being swung off her feet and around in a circle.  Emma offered a one-armed hug and a gentle buffet in the shoulder, after shaking hands with Dr. Bachman.  Together, the four of them headed into a small auditorium that was filling nicely.  They found seats together – Tory and Neil in one row, Emma and Dr. Bachman just behind them – and the twins began a whispered argument about the menu for the upcoming Thanksgiving feast.  Brussels sprouts were always a point of contention.
Neil was recommending the sprouts be grated and Emma making gagging noises when a handful of dignitaries walked out onto the low stage.  The now-full auditorium went quiet as the dean approached the lectern to introduce Max with fulsome praise for his distinguished career.  “Does he think the guy’s going to endow a wing 3,000 miles from his home?” Neil muttered to Tory.  “I mean, he can’t have been practicing for much more than ten years.  I think Dean Vickers must have dredged up every paper he ever read, let alone wrote.”
Tory wasn’t paying much attention to her brother, however.  After shaking hands with the dean, Dr. van den Nie – she couldn’t think of him as ‘Max’ after that introduction – stepped to the lectern.
He didn’t waste time with the cliché of an opening joke, but thanked the dean and audience simply and directly, and gave credit to half a dozen students, interns and residents who had assisted with the research.  He then introduced the co-leaders of the project, his “valued colleagues, Dr. Caroline Frieder, who is here to answer your questions with me after these brief remarks, and Dr. Joshua Brown, who can’t be with us.  He is... in orthopedic rehab.”  Dr. van den Nie smiled in acknowledgement of the murmur of amusement, then launched into the project’s background.  Tory flipped open her notebook and started to scribble.

Betty by the Numbers: Pets Redux

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I actually am working on new BbtN posts, but in more of a theoretical than a practical way.  Still, I'm ginormously excited by the thought of the moment I actually complete 'Betty by the Numbers:  Other Women' and 'BbtN:  Other Men.'  Goodness alone knows when that will be, though.  Meanwhile, I'm spending time with a number of charming dogs and one very bad, very cute puppy, so I thought I'd re-post a review of pets in the oeuvre.  This is one of my own favorites, as it is a subject dear to me.  I hope you enjoy it.



Just skid right through the bull- and bear-baiting of the Elizabethan era, past the cockfights of Regency days, and zoom by the dark, dull lives inflicted on pit ponies in coal mines well into the 20th century, and you can agree that the English are famously fond of animals.  Betty Neels was clearly no exception, and she foisted critters upon her heroes and heroines with a lavish hand; few happy homes in Neels-land are without their dog and cat, or dogs and cats, or dog, puppies, two cats, a clutch of mice, an elderly donkey, two horses and a pony.  There are never fish, and there are few young donkeys.

I hope we all agree with Francesca Arabella and Dr. Bagz den Munnie that pets are marvelous.  However unconditional one’s parent’s, child’s or spouse’s love is, there are times when that love feels tested, or at least a bit frayed.  Not so with a Labrador retriever, who adores you absolutely every single minute of every single day even if you stepped on her paw and closed her tail in the door and came home two hours after she’s supposed to have her romp and dinner.  There she is, abused, mistreated, hungry and in desperate need of a walk, and gazing at you with soft, brown eyes brimming over with love, pure love, for her marvelous, wonderful, adored you.

And then she barfs up the remains of one of your good shoes.  And starts to re-eat it.

In Neels-land, there's always a Jolly around to deal with the
snowball-afflicted spaniel.  Or else there's no snow,
or the spaniel stays out of it.  Or something.
Not where Betty lives, though!  I don’t recall a single intrepid heroine cleaning up after Moggy has rampaged through the local mouse community and then dropped rodent bits in creative places throughout the house, or throwing the full weight of her Junoesque body over a wily, thrashing Alsatian in an attempt to cut its toenails, or getting her forearms pecked to bits by ungracious chickens as she cleans their water dispenser.  Nor can I call to mind a scene in which a heroine, or hero, broke up snowballs packed into a spaniel’s luxurious fur (a 30-minute-plus labor with high risk of fingertip frostbite, plus everybody involved and the floor finish up dripping wet and stinking of wet dog), shoved heartworm or other pills into any drooling, resisting creature, or awoke violently at 4:00am as Tabby leapt playfully onto her left kidney to begin a vigorous massage of her spleen.  Yes, okay – Annis tickles a donkey’s mouth open and sticks her head in to check for an abcess, so good on you, Annis (All Else Confusion, 1982), occasionally someone wipes a dog’s paws after a rainy walk, and plenty of heroines risk their health and comfort in one-time efforts to rescue lost, hurt or abused animals.  But we hear very little about the hair-covered clothes and furniture, the gastro-intestinal issues, and the kitty dialysis that are so very much a daily part of having animals in one’s life. 

Mmmwwaaaaaawwww!  Baby kitty!
In this case, Neptune from Sun and
Candlelight
(1979)
 
Pet owners know, and non-pet owners may take it from the rest of us, that all the nasty bits are worthwhile.  That said, despite a deep adoration for the many, many animals of my childhood and adolescence (rumor has it I learned to walk by clutching a patient lab named Archie), I haven’t been a pet owner as an adult.  Not home enough, don’t like vacuuming, can’t bear the vet bills... and then Melville (the former Jonkheer) located an adoptable Siamese cat in fulfillment of his largely pet-free childhood dreams.  “Fine by me,” I said, “but you need to understand that I no longer clean up animal vomit, and that will be your job alone.”  Oh, famous last words...

But enough about me.  Bring on the heroes and heroines, and their tabbies, Old English sheepdogs, tomcats, labs, moggies and Jack Russell terriers!

Let me tell you, this one was a bear (ha ha!)  to calculate.  There are a lot of animals in the oeuvre, and a good bit of variety amongst them.  I cannot guarantee the accuracy of any of my previous, or future, analyses of the Novels Neels, but I’m extra likely to have miscounted or overlooked something on this one.  I also have no idea what the standards are for capitalizing the names of breeds, so I’ve applied a random variety of caps and lower-cases.  With those caveats: 

We’ve got 135 heroes and 135 heroines.  Between them, they’ve got approximately 446 critters, including horses and hens (“hens,” “kittens” and similar un-quantified descriptors only count for one each in my “system,” rendering it extra-unreliable), for an average of 1.7 animals per person.  The men outstrip the women, averaging 2.1 apiece to the heroines’ 1.2 each.  Note that the heroes are also more likely to have household staff.

Jonkheer Feno Raf Jake van der ter Schloopsa's
household beasts -- Beeker is minding the fish
and bird for a nephew or something; the others
are all Baronial dependents.

Two books include no furry friends:  Heaven Around the Corner (1981), in which Louisa is fleeing a Mean Person (stepmum) at home and Simon is working near the North Pole, and only shows us his Wiltshire home and household help for the five final paragraphs – one suspects there’s a Norwegian elkhound waiting in the kitchen – and Magic in Vienna (1985), where our heroine is fleeing Mean People (stepmum, step-sibs and half-sibs) at home and our hero is living abroad in a rented flat whose furnishings he finds oppressive.  Only ten heroes fail to present animals, so 93% are blessed with non-human companions of one sort or another.  The heroines are more likely to be lonely; just two-thirds are credited with critters, while 46 have none.  Of course, about 28% of those ladies enter into MOCs and acquire step-puppies as a result.  Heroes have more than twice as many dogs as cats.  Heroines have 65% more cats than dogs.

The redoubtable Augusta Brown (Tulips for Augusta, 1971) can manage not only private patients, vast bouquets of tulips and large Dutch doctors, back home near Kingstag she handles a menagerie that encompasses one spaniel, two Jack Russell terriers, a donkey, and two cats – one regular, one Persian.  Their names, respectively, are Stanley, Polly, Skipper, Bottom, Maudie and Fred.  She and Amelia Crosbie should be friends; Amelia (The Silver Thaw, 1980) wrangles Fred the lab, Sorrel the mare, Trooper the elderly workhorse, her dad’s great skewbald and a pair of elderly donkeys who keep the three horses company.  Julia Mitchell (At the End of the Day, 1985) manages to catch up to Augusta and Amelia; initially she can claim only a dog, two cats, a pony and a donkey, but then adds on an extra cat in order to match the award-winning six animals.  Julia’s friends, by the way, are Gyp, Muffin, Maude, Star, Jane and Wellington.

The hero with the largest home zoo is Alexander van Zeust (A Star Looks Down, 1975), who keeps eight beasts.  Well, he has six – two labs, two horses, a cat and a donkey – but then he adopts Beth’s kidnapped Beauty and Sugar.  That’d be horse and pony to you. 


DOGS

There are 233 dogs represented across the 135 books.  He introduces 179 of them, for 1.3 dogs per hero; she has a mere 54, or 0.4 per heroine.  Of her dogs, four are acquired in the course of the story; five of his are.  She has eleven generic ‘dogs,’ i.e., breed unspecified, and six mutts; he has 20 ‘dogs’ or ‘puppies,’ 33 mutts, and one Alsatian-retriever mix.  If we assume “dog” means mixed-breed, 31% of hers and 30% of his proudly display a polyglot ancestry.  Of the purebreds – go ahead and guess which breed’s most popular.  Go on – you’ll get it.

That’s right, Labrador retrievers, and by a significant margin.  More significant for her than for him; 35% of heroines’ dogs are labs; 21% of heroes’ are, and 24% of all of Betty’s dogs are labs.

Betty had some weird ideas about some things, but on the best dog breed she was spot on.  Nowhere, no way, never will you find a more loving, loyal and loveable critter than the magnificent Labrador retriever.  Nor one more capable of chewing up everything you own (smaller-than-a-breadbox division) as a puppy, viz: two weeks to about three years old.  After that they mellow a bit, though remain speedy and voracious in the presence of food – which they define generously.  They may also help teach your youngsters to walk; a mixed blessing indeed.
 
Now here’s something I find slightly curious:  the second-most popular dog for heroes is the Alsatian, at 13.5, or 8% (that’s 12 Alsatians, one German Shepherd (they’re the same thing) and one Alsatian-retriever mix, and never mind that I’m double-counting the A-r mix).  Heroines, however, claim zero of these intelligent, effective guard dogs who double as affectionate companions.  Are they too butch for the ladies in Betty’s view?  Or too – you know – German, there being some affection deficit for Britons of Betty’s generation toward their former foes?

The Rev. John Russell, the ‘Sporting Parson’
credited with developing the energetic,
aggressive and largely-white terrier, used
for fox hunting, that bears his name.
When not out with Labby, the heroines tramp the fields of Dorset with five spaniels, three Jack Russell terriers, and two each of unspecified retrievers (which could be more labs, actually), English setters, basset hounds and corgis, plus one whippet and one dachshund.  The heroes have 11 Jack Russells, ten bouviers (called Bouviers des Flandres in the US) and eight each of Great Danes and bull terriers.  Then there are six Old English sheepdogs, requiring a hazardous-conditions bonus for Tweedle and Mrs. Tweedle each year. 










 

They need to be mostly white so you don’t
confuse them with the fox and chase
the wrong animal – though it’s a pretty lousy
fox-hunting terrier who’d be careering off
in a different direction than the fox. Incidentally,
there are now separate breeds called
“Parson Russell terriers” and “Russell terriers,”
an example of the persnicketiness of kennel clubs
and those who embrace them (dog shows were
a large and often-confounding
element of your author’s girlhood).
The heroes’ kennels also contain:  four Irish wolfhounds, three St. Bernards, three corgis, two mastiffs and a bull mastiff (slightly smaller than the truly-massive regular mastiff), two each of dachshunds, bulldogs, Gordon setters, greyhounds and basset hounds, plus a spaniel, a bloodhound, a border terrier, a Welsh collie, a Dalmatian, a thoroughly-Dutch keeshond, a thoroughly-Flemish Schippershond and a golden retriever.

There’s a semi-consistent theme to the breeds here.  They are mostly types you might still find working today: hunters (retrievers, spaniels, setters, most of the terriers and hounds, including bloodhounds, originally bred to hunt poachers), guardians (Alsatians, bouviers, mastiffs, dalmatians, the honds Schippers and Kees) and herders (bouviers again, sheepdogs, bulldogs and corgis if you’re willing to stretch the point, and that Welsh collie).  St. Bernards were bred as rescue dogs, but in household use they’re mostly just good for drooling.

We don’t see these dogs at work for the most part in the book – no labs leap into frosty canals to retrieve fresh-shot ducks – and dalmatians, corgis, OE sheepdogs and a few of the other breeds are not often seen working today.  But Betty clearly doesn’t approve the toy breeds; no Lhaso Apsos or Pekingeses make the canon, except perhaps in the arms of an ungracious and lazy employer.  The one exception to the worker-dog ethic is the bull terrier.  “Bullies,” while descended from fighters and ratters, were bred as “gentlemen’s companions,” and they can be quite the sweetie pies.  They’re also awfully useful for household destruction (powerful chewers) and bruising and contusing humans, as their skulls are roughly equivalent to cast-iron wrecking balls (and they’re about as bright).

Note, please, that the Alsatian=manly rule holds with all the guard dogs:  heroines get only hunting-type dogs and the occasional herder.  What is with that?


CATS

In British use, a moggy is any mixed-breed cat.
It may arise from Lancaster slang, in which ‘moggy’
once meant mouse, so cats became moggy-catchers,
or moggy-terminators, or some such,
eventually shortened just to moggy.

Maybe Moggy is enough to protect Loveday Katrina’s hearth, home and person.  Heroines own 89 cats, or 0.7 felines each; heroes have 85, just 0.6 apiece – and that’s counting housekeepers’ cats as amongst the doctors’ tribes, since they live in his house.  Only three breeds get specific mentions:  Augusta ‘Roly’ Brown has a Persian (beautifully fluffy, breathing problems, lots of grooming), Lauris van der Wagema (At the End of the Day, 1985) has a Burmese (beautifully sleek but shrieky), and Marnix van Hessel (Henrietta’s Own Castle, 1975) and Annis Fothergill have a Siamese cat each, while Sarre van Diederijk (Sun and Candlelight, 1979) has the Siamese kitten, Neptune (also beautifully s. but s.).  You are welcome to do your own analysis of colors, sexes and ages.




OTHERS

Emma Hastings (Wish with the Candles, 1972) keeps hens.  There are a total of 13 donkeys on my Betty bookshelves, including Queenie and her newborn Prince, acquired by Caroline from abusive gypsies in Caroline’s Waterloo (1980).  Her husband, Radink, also keeps one of the oeuvre’s 19 horses and one of its five ponies.  There are a clutch of mice and a single gerbil in Sun and Candlelight.  That’s it, I think.  No pet snakes, potty-mouthed parrots or pigs named Henrietta (David Mamet book; Cambridge, Mass. restaurant – look it up.  Probably has a great cheese board...) 

Actually a French donkey and horsie friends,
living at the Musée Vivant du Cheval in Chantilly –
don’t tell Betty (or Betty JoDee)!
NAMES

Speaking of names... 207 of Betty’s pets share a name with at least one other, and 95, or 21%, are unnamed, leaving about 144 uniquely-name beasts.  The repeating names total 69 as some of them show up over and over – like Prince, which appends to a mastiff, a lab, a bouvier, a mutt, an Alsatian, a horse and a baby donkey.  Charlie is also popular:  an Alsatian, a Great Dane, a lab, a mutt, a cat named Charles and another named Charlie Brown.

We’ve got six cats and zero dogs named “Mrs.” something (the Missuses Whisker, Simpkins, Mopp, Trot, Mogg and Smith), six Georges (two cats, an Old English Sheepdog, a Great Dane, a dachshund and, unsurprisingly, a lab), six Caesars (a Gordon setter, an unspecified ‘dog,’ a specified mutt, the ubiquitous lab, one cat and one horse), and six variations on Bert, including labs named Bert, Cuthbert and Bertie, a bull terrier also named Bertie, an unspecified dog named Humbert, and a Jack Russell named Albert.

Two horses, two labs and a cat are lovely enough to earn the sobriquet “Beauty,” and there are also five Mabels, including a lab, a St. Bernard and three cats, and five Thomas/Toms – four cats and a dog.  Then there are four each of Fred, Henry, Maud/Maudie, Muffin, Percy, Podge/Podger, Smith, Willy/Willie and variations on Moggy (two Moggy, Mrs. Mogg, Moggerty) and Rob (Rob, Robby, Robbie, Robinson).

Is it my imagination, or are pets more likely to be named for unsatisfactory ex-boyfriends and valued household help than for heroes and heroines?  For the former, in addition to the previously-noted Fred, Maud and Maudie, Percy, Mrs. Trot, Charlie, and various Berts, we get two or three each of Bess, Horace, Nell/Nellie, Simpkins/Mrs. Simpkins, Toby, Biddy, Digby, Humphrey, Meg, Miep, Monty, Nelson, Solly, Tinker and Watson; for the latter, there are Daisy, Jason, Ben (more a brother or nephew than a hero), Kate, Mary, Max, Sam and William. 

If classed together as large, hairy, drooling charmers instead of separately as
St. Bernards, Old English sheepdogs, and bouviers, these guys would total 19,
putting them ahead of Alsatians as the #2 breed.  Please do note that only heroes
have any of these critters.  Yep, heroes -- the ones who pay someone else to clean.

Occasionally a pet is named a cutesy “Neptune,” as it was rescued from drowning, “Nelson,” since it’s missing an eye, or “Lucky” since it was rescued at all; there are also the unbearably adorable twin labs Gem and Mini (get it?  Gem-mini?  Twins?  Get it?)  My faves are the Greenslade family’s The Blot and Titus.  When Jonkheer Max first meets them (on the bumper of his Bentley), the dialogue runs:  “’Blot,’ he said.  ‘Escutcheon or landscape?’  ‘Landscape,’ said Sophy.  ‘We haven’t got an escutcheon.’"

Lovely!

He follows up by asking why the cat is named Titus, and Sophy replies that he likes porridge.  Max gets it after a moment, but sadly, I don’t.  Or I didn't, until I confessed to not getting it right here on The Uncrushable Jersey Dress!  Better-read Betties volunteered either 17th-century slimeball Titus Oates (expelled from school, imprisoned for perjury, thrown out of the Navy, he went on to condemn dozens of Roman Catholics to death by fabricating a Jesuit conspiracy for no apparent reason, which eventually got him imprisoned again) or early-20th century soldier and explorer Lawrence 'Titus' Oates (sick and dying, he told his companions on an Antarctic expedition "I am just going outside" and headed into a blizzard to die alone in the hope they would travel more successfully without him, but the three remaining all died despite his nobility.  Oops, he may also have fathered a child, when he was 20, with an 11-year old as the mother.  Who names a perfectly nice cat for either of these people?)

Final note:  Always remember that only vile step-relatives, cold, mercenary fiancées and nouveau riche vulgarians don’t like a friendly, furry bundle o’ love in their laps.

The Huge Roses: Chapter Four, part three

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American nurse Tory Bird, visiting Amsterdam with her sister Jane, meets Dr. Maximilan van den Nie whilst giving first aid to an injured English tourist.  After a lovely weekend, Tory returns home to the United States, daydreaming of the handsome Dutchman.  To her surprise, Max arrives in Tory's New Hampshire village a few weeks later!

Installment One - Installment Two - Installment Three - Installment Four - Installment Five - Installment Six - Installment Seven - Installment Eight - Installment Nine - Installment Ten


THE HUGE ROSES (working title)
copyright 2014 by Betty van den Betsy; not for reprint or publication without permission


Chapter Four, part three:



He didn’t waste time with the cliché of an opening joke, but thanked the dean and audience simply and directly, and gave credit to half a dozen students, interns and residents who had assisted with the research.  He then introduced the co-leaders of the project, his “valued colleagues, Dr. Caroline Frieder, who is here to answer your questions with me after these brief remarks, and Dr. Joshua Brown, who can’t be with us.  He is... in orthopedic rehab.”  Dr. van den Nie smiled in acknowledgement of the murmur of amusement, then launched into the project’s background.  Tory flipped open her notebook and started to scribble.
The lecture felt more like a conversation; the doctor was clearly comfortable speaking to an audience.  His tone was natural, his manner relaxed, and his insights were useful.  His slides illustrated key points clearly.  Most of the talk related to his work with athletes, but he brought up interesting highlights from his work with the elderly at several junctures.  Tory had filled four pages with notes when Dr. van den Nie finished up with some comments on the next steps he and his colleagues would take with the project, and Carrie Frieder joined him to enthusiastic applause.
Tory chose not to participate in the Q&A session.  She was interested, and would have liked clarification on a few points, but the lecture was really intended for students at the medical school; she and Dr. Bachman were invited as a courtesy.  She was confident, too, that as they provided data for the geriatric study, she would have opportunities to ask about the work.  Neil was a different story; after quiet consultation with Emma about different casts they’d worn over the years, he raised his hand.  Dr. Frieder pointed toward him, and Dr. van den Nie looked in their direction, too.  His eyes narrowed as he gazed toward Tory’s handsome brother, and Tory wondered whether the auditorium lighting was bothering him.  He couldn’t have been perplexed by Neil’s question; he and Emma had worked it out together, and Neil was clear and succinct – as was Dr. van den Nie’s answer.
Nonetheless, after thirty minutes of Q&A, as they gathered their coats and bags, Emma and Neil got into a heated discussion of its implications.  Emma was an advocate for enforced rest; Neil was certain the learned lecturers had proven the worth of early, light exercise for injured joints.  After Dr. Bachman had checked his watch twice and cleared his throat once, Tory put both hands on Neil’s triceps and pushed him toward the aisle.  “Let’s go,” she said.  “I want my dinner, and so does Dr. Bachman.  You can argue on the way to a pizza place.”
Both twins immediately apologized to Dr. Bachman, who shrugged with his usual good nature, grinned and said, “Less sorry, more movement!”  They made it back to the lobby with the rest of the stragglers, and found a small group gathered around the lecturers.  Dr. van den Nie, easily able to look over the heads of the people around him, saw Tory and gave a small nod that Emma witnessed.  “Right, you know him,” her sister exclaimed.  “Introduce us!”  She started prodding, and Tory perforce headed that way, insisting, “Dr. Bachman knows him.  He should introduce you.”
Spotting their group, Dr. van den Nie made a gracious gesture and moved away from his eager acolytes to shake hands with his Bristol colleague.  “Excellent work, Max,” Dr. Bachman said.  “You’ve got a gift for public speaking, which makes this sort of thing much easier on your audience.  Thanks for inviting us.  Let’s see... you’ve met my nurse, Tory Bird, I think.”
“Indeed,” the doctor replied, extending a hand Tory took self-consciously, ducking her head as she mumbled, “Hihowareyou.”
“And these are her brother and sister,” Dr. Bachman continued.  “Emma and Neil are two of Bristol’s celebrities, and regular customers of mine.”  Dr. van den Nie’s eyes, usually hooded, opened wide, and he smiled warmly at the Bird twins.  They all shook hands in their turns, and Emma, after the briefest greeting, launched into questions about rest versus exercise.  Dr. Bachman interrupted immediately.  “Emma, it’s past seven, Tory and I have an hour’s drive home, and I want my supper.  Are you coming with us?  Max, if you don’t have plans you’re welcome to join us, if you can stand being badgered by these two.”
“I should be delighted,” the orthopedist replied.  “In fact, given Tory’s delightful hospitality when I first arrived in New Hampshire, and your willingness to collate data for my geriatrics research, I hope I can persuade you to be my guests.  I’ve found Pine at the inn to be excellent.  Will you join me there?”
Tory, still gazing at linoleum tiles, felt a peculiar warmth spread through her.  It would be fun to spend time with the doctor, even if she was very much the junior member of the party.  Dr. van den Nie turned around to invite Carrie Frieder to join the group.  Keeping her head down, Tory headed toward the exit with the others, sticking close to her boss.
Even in two short weeks, Dr. van den Nie had clearly made an impression at one of Hanover’s best restaurants.  The hostess greeted him with pleasure, assured him that seating a party of six would pose no difficulty, and seemed to direct two busboys and a waitress to clear a large, round corner table and set it up again without a word.  Her eyebrows alone communicated the order to be quick about it.
As they waited, Tory quietly studied Carrie Frieder, standing near Dr. van den Nie.  The researcher was about 40, dressed in a grey wool trouser suit with a quiet sage pinstripe, and a dark green cotton turtleneck with a silver chain around her neck.  Her make-up was subtle, and her glossy hair, flecked with white, pulled back into a French pleat.  She had shown herself nearly as good a speaker as her colleague during the question-and-answer session, albeit with a tendency to digress on occasion.  The two clearly had a strong working relationship, and Tory wondered idly if it amounted to more than that.  She would certainly wish someone more like this strong, smart woman for Dr. van den Nie than a Fleurie Gold or haughty Dutchwoman.

Popping In

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Hello Mothership Bettys!  We got this darling gem in our email in-box and thought we had to share:

Dear 'whichever Betty is reading this'

I have recently become addicted to Betty Neels books and have enjoyed visiting your blog and reading the posts there.

Betty Neels was someone whom I'd loved to have met/shared a chat with... but as that is no longer even a possibility, I decided to 'write out' how I feel/what appeals to me about her work.

I thought you might be interested in another readers' thoughts?


In Honour of Betty Neels
A few months back, I wasn’t feeling well… in fact, I’d slipped into being pretty sorry for myself, due to a painful ear infection that still won’t go away. 
Betty Neels saved me from being miserable.
You see, whilst I was in the ‘feeling sorry for myself’ phase, I was also wanting to do nothing but read.  I love reading, can’t get enough of books sometimes, and I have a somewhat eclectic taste, too… but even my favourite ‘comfort read’ titles (romances that always have a happy ending) weren’t quite hitting the mark.  So I sat, and I thought about all the books I’d read so far, trying to pull up titles from my memory that had been sweet and unchallenging… simply a pleasure to read, with no need for character analysis or a fierce debate with myself regarding plot development.
And that’s when I half remembered a title… something from the period in my life when I used to sneak my mother’s Mills & Boons books up to my bedroom and sigh over all the gorgeous, if highly improbable, men and relationships between their pages.  A Gem of…a Girl?  Who wrote that?  Was I even remembering it right?  Out came my faithful laptop, and the search began.
A couple of days later, I’d not only found and read ‘A Gem of a Girl’ (and been surprised by how well I remembered it) but I also had ‘Sister Peters goes to Amsterdam’ sitting on my kindle, awaiting my attention… as it transpired, this was but the thin end of the wedge!  I now have four pages on my kindle devoted to Betty’s sweet and entertaining stories.  Something about them attracted me to such an extent that I was more than happy to pay £2.99 for each title.  When you consider that Betty wrote around 134 books… to buy them all would be quite an investment! 
Unfortunately, whoever put her titles onto kindle doesn’t seem to have been a fan of her work/taken pride in their job… there were errors that required careful thought on my part, in order to discover what word should have been there, some highlighted errors, and also words without spaces between them. I found it shocking that a mainstream publisher like Mills & Boon would have allowed this to happen, especially when there are so many critics out there who appear to think this is only a fault found in independent titles.
Being an author myself, I also found that I couldn’t just let the idea of ‘I enjoy these’ sit in my head, unexplored.  Why did I enjoy them?  They’re set in a time when a lot of women gave up their careers when they married, and some of the heroes would likely be classed as stalkers in today’s society.  So what was it about Betty’s books that captured my attention?
Well, the Cinderella aspect for one.  Reading is sometimes just a means of escaping reality – so why not go the whole hog and indulge in reading the reworking of a fairy-tale?  Also, the strange juxtaposition of a heroine who dreamed of being whisked away from her everyday life by a rich, handsome hero… and yet often displayed thrifty habits that had been ingrained in them by a ‘short of cash’ existence.  In Betty’s books you’ll find a make-do-and-mend philosophy, stiff upper lips, and families that pull together in a crisis… women who bake, sew and knit (something today’s society seems to be turning back to, with television programmes like ‘The Great British Bake Off’ and ‘The Great British Sewing Bee’ regularly topping the viewing charts) and there are detailed descriptions of places and buildings, written in a prosaic, yet light style, that brings them alive for the reader.
Suddenly, I have an urge to visit certain areas of England, and the Netherlands, in order to see the villages she writes about… the old houses and museums.  How much will have changed?  Will any of it still be recognisable? Are the people as friendly as she describes…
And that’s another thing about Betty’s books: the people. There are, it’s true, stereotypes galore (every leather-clad biker is obviously up to no good!) but there are also doctors and nurses performing procedures and operations that you just know the author is describing realistically (for the time), professors who are measured in their outlook on life and who know exactly what they want to achieve. Heroes and heroines who have jobs and careers that they’re pretty happy with… if it weren’t for the loneliness—Betty takes them all and weaves romances for her characters that are chaste, gentle, and respectful, with only a hint of hidden passion (buried deep) and, more often than not, the sort of love that makes one character determined to devote themselves to keeping the other happy – even if it means sacrificing something important… like their own happiness.
And for those who still consider her plots to be unrealistic – even for their time?  Well, I’d say they were more ‘rare’, but not impossible. I recently got into conversation with a woman in her seventies, who reminisced about her own ‘romance’ - between herself (she was a secretary at MIT at the time) and her soon-to-be husband (a visiting English ‘professor’) and you know what?  Betty Neels could have written that story…
Today, women who choose to stay at home and raise their children/take care of their homes are often denigrated as not contributing to society or being less worthy than those who have full-time careers… which is rather strange, when women’s liberation was surely about women having the right to choose how they live their lives?  Betty’s books champion those women – and she certainly doesn’t advocate laziness!
Add in an understated humour and the occasional, glorious, burst of temper… and you have stories that possess a lot more depth than may, at first, be apparent.
Betty Neels didn’t just have fans during her lifetime, her books continue to sell today to the next generation of readers, who are often reading on ‘e-readers’.  With millions of books available for the Amazon kindle alone, the majority of her books are well under the 100,000 ranking, with many under the 50,000 mark and some under 20,000.  There are over 134 of them, quietly continuing to sell, to a reading audience whom the press would have us believe detests this kind of fiction… If slow and steady wins the race, then Betty knew a thing or two about the wisdom of avoiding flashy plotlines and sticking to what she did best, in order to create stories that readers are still enjoying over a decade after her death.
She may have been an author who took up writing romances in response to an overheard conversation in a library, and maybe as a way of filling her retirement – but she went on to produce (on average) 4-5 titles a year across a career lasting 3 decades (continuing to write into her 90th year) and that is something I can only admire. As an author, I look to Betty Neels and authors like her, and see a wealth of possibilities.  Who knows, maybe, one day, I’ll write a love story of my own, in honour of her long-lasting career—whilst wearing, of course, an uncrushable jersey dress!


Thanks again for providing Betty Neels' fans from around the world with an excellent blog about her work.
Best Wishes for the future.
Yours sincerely
Betty Sue

The Huge Roses: Chapter Four, part four

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American nurse Tory Bird, visiting Amsterdam with her sister Jane, meets Dr. Maximilan van den Nie whilst giving first aid to an injured English tourist.  After a lovely weekend, Tory returns home to the United States, daydreaming of the handsome Dutchman.  To her surprise, Max arrives in Tory's New Hampshire village a few weeks later!

Installment One - Installment Two - Installment Three - Installment Four - Installment Five - Installment Six - Installment Seven - Installment Eight - Installment Nine - Installment Ten - Installment Eleven


THE HUGE ROSES (working title)
copyright 2014 by Betty van den Betsy; not for reprint or publication without permission


Chapter Four, part four:


As they waited, Tory quietly studied Carrie Frieder, standing near Dr. van den Nie.  The researcher was about 40, dressed in a grey wool trouser suit with a quiet sage pinstripe, and a dark green cotton turtleneck with a silver chain around her neck.  Her make-up was subtle, and her glossy hair, flecked with white, pulled back into a French pleat.  She had shown herself nearly as good a speaker as her colleague during the question-and-answer session, albeit with a tendency to digress on occasion.  The two clearly had a strong working relationship, and Tory wondered idly if it amounted to more than that.  She would certainly wish someone more like this strong, smart woman for Dr. van den Nie than a Fleurie Gold or haughty Dutchwoman.
The restaurant staff did their work efficiently, and they were seated quickly.  Tory found she was between Dr. Bachman and Dr. Frieder, and began a polite conversation with the latter as the waitress handed menus around.  Dr. van den Die, the wine list resting on the table next to him, broke into Tory’s explanation of her proposed participation in the geriatric research, saying to the table at large, “I believe Tory likes white burgundies; shall I order a bottle?”  To her considerable vexation, Tory felt her cheeks flush as the twins turned their bright blue eyes on her like laser sights.  Carrie Frieder distracted their attention by saying, “That sounds wonderful to me, even if I am a Californian.  The surfing end, I’m afraid, not the skiing and winemaking part of California.”  She smiled brightly at the twins, and Neil – easily distracted – informed her he loved surfing, though he’d always opt for the snowy Tahoe area over the beaches and deserts of southern California.  As the conversation turned general, Dr. Frieder whispered to Tory, “I’m a youngest child.  You, too?”  Tory nodded and grinned.  It was great to find an understanding ally.
Dinner was delightful; at Max’s suggestion everyone ordered appetizers before their entrées.  For Tory, that was a wild extravagance, but she loved every bite of her mushrooms in garlic sauce, and only lost two spoonfuls to her brother.  As they were finishing their main course, Dr. Bachman’s phone buzzed in his pocket.  With a quick apology, he pulled it out and looked at the screen.  “Good news,” he reported into the sudden silence around him.  “Diana Schwahnn’s headed to the hospital, just when she should be.  It’s her third, so I’ll have to leave all of you and try to get there ahead of her.  Her second was just a few hours of labor, and it wouldn’t do for me to be late.”  Suddenly he looked at Tory with almost-comical dismay.  “Well, Tory, it won’t hurt you to join me on this, although I’m not sure what the on-site nurses will say.  I’m sure it will be okay.”  Still, he looked doubtful.
“Easy enough,” Dr. van den Nie announced.  “I’ll be headed back to Bristol after our meal, so I can bring Tory home.”
“Ah, excellent.”  Dr. Bachman’s relief was obvious.  “In fact, the Bird place is right on your way to Josh’s.”  Tory couldn’t object, although her immediate reaction was more alarm than pleasure.  She settled for helping the doctor with his coat and asking him to give Diana her best wishes at an appropriate moment.  “Thanks, Max,” Dr. Bachman called, “sorry to rush off like this,” as he hurried away to the front door.
Tory sat back down again, noticing Neil’s narrowed gaze on her.  Emma was looking at the ceiling, so she asked Dr. Frieder about her Thanksgiving plans.  “Please, call me Carrie,” the other woman replied.  “I’ll be headed to San Diego to be with my parents.  One brother and sister-in-law will be there, too, with a nephew and two nieces.  Then another brother arrives for dessert, usually with his ex.  It’s one of those ‘it’s complicated’ relationships,” she added.  “I’m guessing you all get together?”
“I’ve got the whole long weekend off,” Neil reported proudly.  “I know I’ll pay for it at Christmas, but the food’s not as good then, anyway.”
“Dr. van den Nie, do you have Thanksgiving plans?” Emma asked.  “If not, you’d be very welcome to join us.”  Tory shouldn’t have been surprised – there was a well-established family tradition of opening their home to strays and wanderers, in the spirit of Thanksgiving – but although the doctor had seemed entirely at home when he was stranded at her house for a day, she somehow couldn’t picture him in the midst of her rowdy family.
“Please,” he answered her sister, “do call me Max.  You’re very kind to offer, but I think I’d better plan to spend the day at home.  I have a friend keeping house for me, and I’d hate to leave him alone on a holiday, even if it’s not one we’d usually celebrate.”
“He’s welcome, too,” Neil urged through an unfortunate mouthful of mashed potato.  “Whoops, sorry,” he added after swallowing.  “Thanksgiving is better with a crowd.  I’ll be making the Brussels sprouts.  Plenty of garlic.”  The last bit earned him a glare from his twin.
Max laughed easily, and asked, “Are you very sure?”  Witnessing the three smiling, nodding heads, he accepted graciously.  “Could I bring anything?” he asked.  “It’s usually a group effort, isn’t it, your Thanksgiving meal?”
“White burgundy!” Neil suggested enthusiastically.  “This one’s great!”
“An antidote to Brussels sprouts,” Emma suggested sourly.
“Actually,” Tory essayed tentatively, “if you’d like to bring wine, that would be great.  We don’t always pay much attention to it.”
“Mum and Dad might bring some back with them.  They do that sometimes,” Neil recalled.
“They’re in Turkey,” Emma reminded him.
“Turkish wine with roast turkey,” Neil retorted.  At any minute they’d start sticking out their tongues at each other, Tory thought affectionately.
“Jane might bring something.  She’s getting pretty sniffy about her wines these days,” Emma mentioned, speculatively.
Tory noticed that Carrie had turned her head away and suffered a few discreet, not-quite-real coughs, while Dr. van den Nie’s lips looked tense and slightly twisted.  Her mind wandered away for a moment, and she felt herself blushing again.  Realizing she oughtn’t to look at his lips, she stared at her siblings and suggested, “Pinot noir, or Beaujolais Villages, or we’d all be just as happy with a white, but more likely a sauvignon blanc or pinot gris than this lovely thing.”  At that last, she raised her wineglass shyly in his direction, and risked a peep at his face.  He was looking right at her, with an expression she didn’t understand.  She dropped her gaze again, disturbed, and too brightly asked Carrie, “Does your family fight about the Thanksgiving menu, too, or is it just these two?”
Carrie, thankfully, understood her gambit and launched into a disquisition on proper preparation of cranberry sauce that evolved, quickly, into childhood memories and the power of smell.  “Nutmeg,” all three Birds pronounced, in chorus, when she paused.
Tory explained to their puzzled companions.  “Our grandmother babysat the three of us when we were little, after our mother started going into the office most days.  She loved nutmeg, and grated it onto almost anything.  Chocolate chip cookies, cauliflower, cocoa or warm milk, cheese sauce, melon slices.  Jane, our older sister, was in school already by the time we started spending so much time with Gramma, so she didn’t eat there as often.  She says Gramma is lavender, from reading in the laundry room in the winter, and hay, from reading in the barn in the summer.  She died three years ago, 91 and all marbles intact.”
Dr. van den Nie raised his glass, saying, “To Gramma,” with delicate gravity.  The others joined the toast, and Tory smiled at him with profound gratitude for his kindness.  “There’s apple tart on the menu,” he noted after a moment.  “Shall we test it for nutmeg?”  He signaled the waitress subtly, and she produced dessert cards.
“Chocolate mousse,” Tory sighed blissfully.  “Fruit plate,” Emma declared virtuously, while Neil requested pecan pie.  Carrie declined dessert for a decaf cappucino, while Dr. van den Nie ordered a cheese plate.
Their desserts arrived, and Tory dug in with pleasure to the pile of cream atop her mousse.  She explained earnestly to Carrie, “Whipped cream may not be the healthiest thing in the world, but it’s better for you than being cranky.”  The others, overhearing, all laughed aloud delightedly.  “All things in moderation,” Carrie agreed, adding three packets of sugar to her frothy coffee.
It was almost nine by the time they all headed for the door and divided up.  Everyone thanked Dr. van den Nie, and the three siblings shared big hugs and a flurry of advice, serious and teasing.  Carrie gave Tory a hug as well, almost maternal in its gentleness.  Then she strolled off down the street, hopping into a bright blue Ford Focus with a clear ‘AWD’ insignia, while Dr. van den Nie took Tory’s arm and guided her to his rented Mercedes.  “Sorry,” he said as he settled her into the passenger side.  “It will take a moment for the seats to warm up.”  Tory’s mind boggled at the idea of heated seats, let alone the concept of apologizing for their not being instantaneous.
They headed back south and east making occasional, disconnected comments in place of their usual easy conversation.  As they made the turn onto route 104 for the last leg of the journey, the doctor cleared his throat and, eyes on the road, asked, “Tory, have I said or done something to offend?  I’ve had a sense of constraint with you tonight that I haven’t experienced at our other meetings.  And I think I heard you refer to me as ‘Dr. van den Nie.’”
“Oh, no,” she assured him, sitting up straight with surprise.  “Not at all.  But I didn’t know before how many papers you’ve published, and all the awards the dean mentioned.  I guess I’m a bit intimidated.  You just seem a bit more... you know.  Higher stature, maybe.  Not the normal guy in Dad’s waders throwing snowballs for the dogs.  I’m just feeling like I didn’t realize how impressive you are.”
 

The Huge Roses: Chapter Four, part five

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American nurse Tory Bird, visiting Amsterdam with her sister Jane, meets Dr. Maximilan van den Nie whilst giving first aid to an injured English tourist.  After a lovely weekend, Tory returns home to the United States, daydreaming of the handsome Dutchman.  To her surprise, Max arrives in Tory's New Hampshire village a few weeks later!

Installment One - Installment Two - Installment Three - Installment Four - Installment Five - Installment Six - Installment Seven - Installment Eight - Installment Nine - Installment Ten - Installment Eleven - Installment Twelve


THE HUGE ROSES (working title)
copyright 2014 by Betty van den Betsy; not for reprint or publication without permission


Chapter Four, part five:



They headed back south and east making occasional, disconnected comments in place of their usual easy conversation.  As they made the turn onto route 104 for the last leg of the journey, the doctor cleared his throat and, eyes on the road, asked, “Tory, have I said or done something to offend?  I’ve had a sense of constraint with you tonight that I haven’t experienced at our other meetings.  And I think I heard you refer to me as ‘Dr. van den Nie.’”
“Oh, no,” she assured him, sitting up straight with surprise.  “Not at all.  But I didn’t know before how many papers you’ve published, and all the awards the dean mentioned.  I guess I’m a bit intimidated.  You just seem a bit more... you know.  Higher stature, maybe.  Not the normal guy in Dad’s waders throwing snowballs for the dogs.  I’m just feeling like I didn’t realize how impressive you are.”
After that mish-mash of burbling, Tory wasn’t surprised to hear the doctor’s shout of laughter.  “Please, please, please, call me Max and think of me in waders,” he begged.  “By the way, I believe I have never won an award that I didn’t share with others, and I know I’ve never published a paper without co-authors.  And your dean dug up some citations that really don’t warrant a mention anymore.”
Tory settled back in to the comfort of the now-warm leather.  “Okay, okay.  You were really nice to take us all out to dinner.  And I think you’re wonderful to thank your interns and everyone who’s working on the research with you.  Not many people do that.”
“Yes, I know; I think it’s a shame.  I’ve worked with people who go so far as to believe that they couldhave done all this work on their own, and the critical contributions of others are just a bit of window-dressing.  I decided early in my career that it’s worthwhile to remind ourselves regularly that our work is always a group effort.”
“See, you are impressive,” Tory pointed out.  “Speaking of groups, you were very good to put up with ours tonight.  I hope you and – is it Jaap?” – Max confirmed his housekeeping friend’s name – “will enjoy Thanksgiving with us.”
“My family is large, also,” Max explained.  “Both Jaap and I are accustomed to spending holidays feeling like we’re in the middle of a flock of birds, augmented with a large litter of puppies, not quite housebroken.  I quite enjoy it, actually.  And I was very happy to meet your brother.  Your sister, also.”
“Family’s wonderful, isn’t it?” Tory replied.  “I can’t wait until they start having kids, and I can be an aunt.  Ooh, I wonder how Diana’s doing with her baby.  That’s the woman Dr. B left to deliver,” she reminded him.
“Do you not want children of your own?” Max asked.  “Or is your ambition solely on aunt-hood?”
“Oh, I would love to have kids.  Three or four, maybe.  Close in age, or maybe spread out like we are.  I love baby smell, and that first time they hold onto your finger, and then when they’re two or three and they’re learning so fast.  I know it’s supposed to be horrible to have teen-agers, but I kind of think I’d like that, too.  So the maternal juices are all there, all right.  It’s just the... well.  You know.”  Tory sputtered to a stop, horrified by how close she’d come to saying ‘paternal juices.’
“It’s not easy to find the right person to share your life,” Max commiserated, his broad grin hidden in the darkness.
“Do you ride?  Horses?” Tory asked abruptly, desperate to change the subject.  He did, of course, and they discussed horse breeds, jumping and the difficulty of keeping horses, with their sudden and expensive ailments and injuries.  “Still, I think I’d like to have one of my own someday,” Tory declared.  “That feeling you get when you meet a jump just right, and everything unfolds like it should, and the horse feels happy and you’re happy and you think you could do this forever.”
“I sometimes feel something like that playing rugby.  The team is like that other intelligence with which I have to align myself, and when we all come together to be in the right places, heading in the right directions, to make a pass successfully or score a goal, it’s amazing.  ‘Elation’ is the word, I think.”
“Yes.  I played lacrosse, and catching that ball and passing it off to the next person, without missing a step.  It’s great.  Falling down in the mud, however... you do a lot of that in rugby, too.”
“But mind it less, perhaps, because the mud coating makes me harder to tackle,” Max chuckled, and Tory joined him.  Laughing together, they pulled up to the family farmhouse.  Her earlier constraint had vanished entirely with Max’s easy conversation, their shared views, the warmth of the car and the late hour.  Forgetful of his old-fashioned courtesy, she opened her own car door, only to find Max standing ready with a hand out to help her from her seat.  Tired by her long day and the relaxing ride home, Tory stumbled a half step, and banged against his solid torso.  Max’s arm tightened around her, and Tory drew in her breath sharply.  Despite their two coats, she could feel his warmth against her cheek, her shoulder, her chest.  For a moment, he held her against him, and she buried her face against the cashmere of his overcoat, then looked up.  He gazed back at her, and his head swooped down, his lips catching hers in a firm, warm kiss that sent heat through her whole body, radiating to her scalp, her toes, the tips of her fingers, and she kissed him back with ardor.
The dogs’ barking broke into that moment of passion, and Tory and Max pulled their heads apart.  Muttering, almost angrily, “A very normal guy,” Max pushed her toward the door.  “You have your key?”  Tory pulled the ring from her pocket, jingling, and he took them from her and inserted the largest one into the front door lock.  He opened the door and handed back the keys.  “Sleep well, Tory,” he said, dropped the gentlest kiss possible on her tingling lips, then turned and strode back to his car.  Tory collected just wit enough to call, “Jennet!  Hal!” and shut the door as the jubilant animals, ignorant of what they’d interrupted, gamboled around her.
 

The Huge Roses: Chapter Five, part one

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American nurse Tory Bird, visiting Amsterdam with her sister Jane, meets Dr. Maximilan van den Nie whilst giving first aid to an injured English tourist.  After a lovely weekend, Tory returns home to the United States, daydreaming of the handsome Dutchman.  To her surprise, Max arrives in Tory's New Hampshire village a few weeks later!

Installment One - Installment Two - Installment Three - Installment Four - Installment Five - Installment Six - Installment Seven - Installment Eight - Installment Nine - Installment Ten - Installment Eleven - Installment Twelve - Installment Thirteen


THE HUGE ROSES (working title)
copyright 2014 by Betty van den Betsy; not for reprint or publication without permission



It took almost five minutes for Tory to regain her composure, and when she did, she realized the dogs still needed their night-time run.  She took them out the back door and let them race around the barn looking for mice while she grabbed an armful of logs to take back up to the house.
The prosaic activities, unfortunately, let her mind wander.  Hardly wander, really, as her thoughts hammered away at the same question, in looping variations:  What was I thinking?  What did he think of me?  Did he think I bumped him on purpose; that I was coming on to him?  I don’t even know how to come on to someone!  Why did that happen?  Should I have done something different?
One thing Tory had learned for certain, observing the romantic tribulations of her older siblings and numerous friends:  second-guessing is not worth the time it takes or the agony it extracts.  Three steps from the back door, in her good topcoat, with an armful of logs and Hal urging her to start a game of fetch by thwacking a great stick he’d found against her calves, she stopped and took a deep breath of the cold November air.  As she exhaled, she imagined all her doubt and anxiety leaving her, wafted away in a cloud of condensation, to dissipate into the night sky.  Considerably calmer, she entered the house after commanding Hal to drop his muddy branch.  Stacking the logs in the mud room, and still trying to exhale anxiety, she announced to the quiet house, “But crikey, that was one seriously excellent kiss.”
Immediately, the ruckus in her head started up again, as she made her way into the kitchen and slumped down at the table:  So it was a great kiss.  So I should do it again?  And then what?  And what if it was just a run-of-the-mill kiss for him?  So maybe the next time it might be even better?  What next time?  He didn’t even like it!  He didn’t want to come in, he pushed me away.  Would you have invited him in?  And then what?  He’s here for a few weeks and then he goes home to his Rolls Royce and his perfect girlfriend and his mother in Chanel suits or something.  So do you want to be the stammering American girl he slept with a couple times?
“Oh, just shut up!” Tory shouted aloud, standing abruptly.  She turned on the radio – Top 40, a bit too loud – and banged the kettle against the sink as she filled it with water.  “Right,” she said, more quietly but with decision, “It was just a kiss.  I’m making a list.  Groceries.  No, garden plan.  And then to bed.”  Thirty minutes wrestling with corn in rows versus corn in clumps, with a mug of peppermint tea to aid her thinking, sent her up to bed drowsy and content.  “I’ll probably start worrying again the minute I’m horizontal,” she thought, and fell deep asleep as soon as her head touched the pillow.
She felt better the next morning; more clear-headed.  As she explained to Fiona, lying atop her to enjoy the early-morning sunshine that touched Tory’s bed, “I am not usually a short-term kind of person.  One wowser kiss isn’t going to change that.  And he is clearly not my long-term guy, so I can just forget about it.  The impulse of a moment, and the moment gone and done.  Fine.  Move on.  And get off me, kitty; I need to wash.”  Thus Max van den Nie was labeled, filed and closed up in a box.  Theoretically, at least.
Tory did have to listen to the twins’ very different raptures over the Dutchman when they phoned that weekend, but a few ‘uh-huhs’ and a ‘yup’ covered her end of the conversation.  Thanksgiving might prove tricky if Neil or Emma noticed any tension between Max and her, but she’d make sure they didn’t.  After all, why should there be any tension?  They were both grown-ups.  Sophisticated adults do not stress out over a couple of enjoyable conversations and a kiss.  “So, I have ten days to become sophisticated,” Tory joked to herself as she cycled home one afternoon.
The weather had taken a definite turn to the better, as if in apology for the early burst of winter.  She was able to bike to and from work each day, albeit well scarved and gloved, reveling in the blue skies and crisp air.  Dr. Bachman kept staggered office hours, 7:00am to 3:00pm two days a week.  On those days, she took a direct route on her way to work – less than two miles – but a longer, scenic route home, enjoying the last of the day’s sunlight.  The thirty or forty minutes allowed her to exercise her body and clear her mind.  Her work wasn’t all new-baby visits – Diana Schwahnn had been in that afternoon with her very tiny daughter: ten little fingers, ten miniature toes and a thatch of down-soft black hair.  But they’d also had to share bad results from a mammogram, reconfigure the prescription for a favorite patient, endlessly brave in the face of increasingly severe chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, and spend hours doing paperwork and navigating the labyrinths of various insurers.  Clearing her head was an important part of being able to do her work well.
So she spun around the lake, pounded up a few hills, and swooped back down them on the other sides.  She was getting ready to turn toward home when she saw, just barely, a small pool of thick, brownish liquid at the edge of the street.  She was braking, swinging a leg over her bike, before her conscious mind even recognized it as blood.
The trail of drops was hard to see in the cover of dried leaves and pine needles along the roadside, but the injured kitten taking shelter under a bush was easy to find.  The black and white spots of its calico pattern stood out against the rust-colored ground cover.  Resigning herself to getting scratched for her trouble, Tory dropped to her hands and knees and began crawling toward the cat, speaking softly as she approached.
Max, driving Josh Brown’s BMW coupe toward his home office for a quiet evening amongst his data sets, saw the bright green bicycle lying next to the pavement first.  Almost immediately, he noticed the shapely lower body extending from a roadside shrub.  Tory had changed into shiny grey exercise tights for the ride home, and their spandex blend did nothing to hide the curves of her legs and hips.  She vaguely noticed the sound of an engine, but paid no attention as she seemed to have gained the kitten’s trust, and her focus was on emerging safely with the frightened animal.




Betty by the Numbers: Ages Redux

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As many of you know, I once lived happily ever after with a Jonkheer.  Sadly, last spring he surrendered his title, and his honor, as he sundered our union.  He is now known, on the rare occasions on which he is discussed in polite company, as Melville.  Having traveled the country solo, safaried a bit in Namibia and found myself a pretty little new home close to family, I am taking a look at candidates for fictional baronetcy via e-Harmony.  From time to time, the program offers me a look at a gentleman maybe four or five years younger than I, and each time I think, "No way would he be interested in me."  And almost each time, I further think, "Wow, he seems potentially nice."  Fortunately, almost no one who seems potentially nice ever comes up as actually a good fit, so I have little regret as I refrain from "smiling" at the youngsters.  Wish me luck -- I signed on for six months of matchmaking -- and let us all know what you think about age in love.  Here's a recap of what Betty seems to have thought:


The Unequal Marriage, by Vasili Pukirev, 1862




Wikipedia claims that average age at first marriage in the UK, as of 2005, was 31 for men and 29 for women, and in the Netherlands, as of some year later than 2000, also 31 for men but 28 for women.  However, in 1963 the UK’s averages were 22 for women and 23 for men – so perhaps Betty’s heroines weren’t completely bonkers when they started getting nervous about being single at 27.

The UK’s Office for National Statistics reports that 26% of 1995 brides married younger men (7% married men more than six years younger), a significant increase from 15% in 1963.  Germany’s Max Planck Institute, studying Danish marriages, found that a man married to a woman seven to nine years younger than he is 11% less likely to die prematurely than a man married to a woman his own age; a man whose wife is 15 to 17 years younger has a 20% lower chance of premature death.  However, the younger wife is more likely to die young – and women married to younger men (seven to nine years younger) have even higher odds of premature death.  Final serious-science note:  University of Colorado researchers found that in most marriages where husband and wife are significantly different ages, in either direction, both spouses are likely to have lower earnings – though the women make up for that by working more hours.

Does any of this sound conclusive to you?

We certainly know how Betty felt on age difference in marriage:  husbands should be at least seven years older than their wives.  That’s the age difference for four of her marriages; the widest gap is the 18 years between Mary Jane’s 22 and Fabian’s 40 in Winter of Change(1975), and the most common is in the ten to thirteen-year range.

Betty specified the exact ages of 92% (124) of her heroines, from Polly Talbot’s 20 (Polly, 1984) to Julia Mitchell’s 30 (At the End of the Day, 1985).  Just over 80% of them range from 23 to 27, with the greatest number, 25, clocking in at the high end of the range, at 27 years young, and the second-largest number, 22, coming in at the low end, having recently celebrated birthday 23.

On the men’s side, the youngster is 29-year old Ivo of The Fifth Day of Christmas (1971).  Thirteen of them claim 40 years in their dishes, but most – 37, or 36% of the 103 men with specified ages – are 35 or 36, with another 36 heroes aged 37, 38 or 39.  They’re all too young for me, according to the Planck people – or at least, they would be if I were Danish.  Certainly some heroes have prior marriages behind them, but on the whole Betty seems to believe that an ideal husband is mid- to late-thirties, and he should marry a woman in her mid-twenties.  May I confess I think 20 year-old Polly awfully young to be marrying?

Of those 102 marriages where I can arrive at an exact figure, because she gives the hero’s age instead of waffling about with a “well into his thirties”, the median age difference is 12 years.  (The one marriage where we get the hero’s age (34) but not the heroine’s is Amabel’s and Oliver’s in Always and Forever(2001).)  The majority, 56%, are in the 10-13 years-difference segment of the canon’s 7-18 year range

On a personal note, Melville was just over six years older than I, vindicating the Planck people's belief in a narrower margin.  I've suggested to e-Harmony that they aim from two years younger to 11 years older – here's hoping Betty’s recipe is right.




The Huge Roses: Chapter Five, part two

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American nurse Tory Bird, visiting Amsterdam with her sister Jane, meets Dr. Maximilan van den Nie whilst giving first aid to an injured English tourist.  After a lovely weekend, Tory returns home to the United States, daydreaming of the handsome Dutchman.  To her surprise, Max arrives in Tory's New Hampshire village a few weeks later!

Installment One - Installment Two - Installment Three - Installment Four - Installment Five - Installment Six - Installment Seven - Installment Eight - Installment Nine - Installment Ten - Installment Eleven - Installment Twelve - Installment Thirteen - Installment Fourteen


THE HUGE ROSES (working title)
copyright 2014 by Betty van den Betsy; not for reprint or publication without permission


Max, driving Josh Brown’s BMW coupe toward his home office for a quiet evening amongst his data sets, saw the bright green bicycle lying next to the pavement first.  Almost immediately, he noticed the shapely lower body extending from a roadside shrub.  Tory had changed into shiny grey exercise tights for the ride home, and their spandex blend did nothing to hide the curves of her legs and hips.  She vaguely noticed the sound of an engine, but paid no attention as she seemed to have gained the kitten’s trust, and her focus was on emerging safely with the frightened animal.
Max had pulled the car over and was approaching her as she began her backward crawl, murmuring reassurances to her small burden as she went.  The doctor observed her progress, and eavesdropped shamelessly on her mutterings, with profound appreciation.  Concerned not to startle her, he made a point of shuffling his feet through the dry leaves.  The tactic worked; Tory turned her head, the kitten safely cradled in one arm, and smiled.  Then she realized how compromising her current position was, and dropped her head again to struggle for composure.
First things first, she thought, and pushed herself into a crouching position.  Then she looked back up – and up, and up – at Max, managed a smile, and stated the obvious.  “I found a kitten.  It’s hurt.”
His face, even his posture, immediately registered concern, and Tory liked him for it.  He held out a hand to help her to her feet, peering at the bundle of fur in her left arm.  “Could you tell how badly?  And what type of injury?” he asked her, looking eager to do an exam himself.  In response, she gently held the kitten out toward him, using both hands now.
“I don’t think it’s been in a fight.  The cut is too clean.  But you can see the gash on its shoulder.  It’s also far too thin, and since the wound is fresh, I suppose it must be a stray, probably abandoned.  Poor little thing,” she added with compassion.
Max, meanwhile, had pulled off his gloves and run gentle hands over the small body.  “It’s certainly too thin, and it seems tender in several spots.  However, there’s no swelling, so we’ll hope for the best.  Come with me and let’s get this wound stitched.  I’ll have everything I need at my temporary home.”  He turned and headed toward the sports car, grabbing her bike with one hand as he went.  She was startled to see him lower the car into the narrow space behind the two seats.
“Um, my bike isn’t very clean,” she pointed out.
“Quite all right,” he replied.  “This is Josh’s car, and he tells me he often transports his mountain bike this way.  Your bicycle is spotless by comparison.  Will you be all right with the top down?  It’s less than a mile,” he added.
“I’ll be fine,” Tory assured him.  “And I’ll hunch over the cat a little so it won’t be bothered by the wind.”  The doctor, opening her door, turned away to hide his smile.
They made the drive in less than three minutes, pulling up to an elaborate front door, which opened as Max helped her from the car.  The man standing in the hall to welcome them in was the same one Tory had spotted in the grocery store earlier in the month, and he seemed incongruous in his quiet suit.  In fairness, she had to admit that anyone would look incongruous in Josh and Sheila’s soaring hallway.  “I’ve never been inside this house before,” she mentioned.  “I’ve wondered what it looks like.”
From the outside, the house – built to Josh’s custom design just a few years before – was a mix of Alpine, mountain cabin and modern styles, none of them quite blending in Tory’s eyes.  On the inside, the clash of aesthetics continued, with a thick, white fur rug on a gleaming stone floor – marble, maybe?  A Murano glass chandelier illuminated a huge fireplace, trimmed in brass, and a dark, wood staircase with a wrought-iron railing spiraled up to the next floor.
“Not entirely to my taste,” Max confessed.  “Meet Jaap Hol, my right hand.  Jaap, Tory Bird has found a kitten that needs a stitch or two.”
Tory waved her hand toward the older man.  “I shan’t shake hands,” she excused herself, “as it’s filthy right now.”
“Miss Tory,” Jaap smiled and bowed his head slightly.  “Mr. Max, may I suggest the pantry for your operation?”  At the doctor’s murmured assent, he whisked away.  Tory, gazing from spot to unexpected spot, followed Max through a living room (magnificent bay window, tartan curtains and a stag’s head on the wall) and dining room (octagonal, with a circular blond wood table on a gray slate floor) into the pantry.  They found Jaap spreading clean white packing paper over a high serving table.  A heavy black bag in an old-fashioned style was open on a nearby chair, revealing first-aid supplies.  Spotting a deep sink, Tory started the water running to get warm and resumed her soft murmuring.  Jaap stepped forward as it to assist, but then took a step back.  Perhaps he recognized the hand of an expert at work.
With equal parts tender words and a firm grip, Tory got the little animal cleaned up a bit, and was pleased to hear its pitiful mews of protest.  “Finally, he’s talking,” she said happily to her companions.  As the doctor stood by silently, a smile in his eyes, Jaap replied, “A very good sign, indeed,” and handed her a clean, white towel.  She blotted the kitten briefly, then set him on the table.  “I thought it was,” she said to Jaap.  “Craig – that’s the vet here in town – always says cats are experts at masking pain, so it’s especially hard to tell how much they’re hurting.  By the way, he’s male.  The cat.”
She realized she needed to stop talking, and turned toward Max, who held a threaded needle and a gauze pad.  “He it is, then,” he answered her.  “Shall I stitch, or will you?”
“Do you mind?  I haven’t stitched since Emma cut herself water-skiing a couple of years ago.  The kitten will probably fight more, but I’m pretty good at holding critters over objections.”
The doctor’s chuckle rolled across her, warming her from the inside out.  “Certainly, Tory,” he answered, and leaned over the table to set to his task.
The kitten certainly did fight, despite the anesthetic Max swapped across its shoulder, but Tory had spent her life amongst litters of pets, and the little cat struggled in vain.  As they finished their work, Jaap reappeared with a nicely-sized wooden box lined with another fluffy white towel.  “Oh, just the thing,” Tory exclaimed, stroking their small patient a few more times before depositing it in its new bed.  “I’ll bike home and get my car and come back to fetch him, if that’s the right thing.  Do you think?”  She cocked her head, gazing trustingly at Max.  He looked back, the smile in his eyes extinguished as his lids dropped lower.  Before she could puzzle out his expression, Jaap intervened.
“Tea is ready, Mr. Max,” he stated clearly.  Max hesitated, then smiled and said, in a voice like silk, “Well, Tory, I hope you’ll stay for tea.  We can discuss your protegée over biscuits.”  She agreed uncertainly, and was soothed by his adding, in a much warmer voice, “We’ll go into the morning room – or den, I think Josh and Sheila call it.”  Holding the pantry door, he gestured for her to precede him through it.
The den was another amalgamation of styles and eccentricities, but, like the living room, it contained a bay window with a magnificent view of the descending hillside thickly covered with mature pine trees.  The larger living room was situated to catch the sunset, but even here the last rays were reflected in the clouds to the south.  “Pretty,” Tory commented, looking toward the sky.  “Very,” Max replied.  With her gaze on the view from the window, Tory didn’t realize Max’s eyes were focused on her.
He took the cat’s box from her, gently setting it by a small table loaded with snacks and a sizeable tea pot.  “How lovely,” Tory exclaimed, taking in the tea set and all its accoutrements.
“Again, I agree – very lovely,” Max answered.  This time, she looked up to find him looking at her.  She was disconcerted briefly, but eased by his asking, “Do you have the expression, ‘be mother’?”
“We don’t have tea often enough to use it in America,” Tory replied, “but my dad’s dad was English, and we lived in Northumberland for a year on a dig, so I know it.  So... I guess I’ll pour?”
“We don’t have tea often enough to use it in America,” Tory replied, “but my dad’s dad was English, and we lived in Northumberland for a year on a dig, so I know it.  So... I guess I’ll pour?”
“Thank you,” Max accepted her offer.  “And I see Jaap has provided an extra saucer, so we can give the cat a bit of milk.  And a morsel of chicken salad, perhaps.”  The saucer placed into the box, and cups handed round to the humans, Tory began an exploration of the several small serving dishes.  She chose a tomato sandwich with pleasure.
“I love tea,” she reported, and watched the kitten begin lapping his milk.
“Jaap insisted on bringing the tea set over from our Amsterdam house,” Max explained.  “I think he’s more thoroughly indoctrinated by Nanny Winton than my sisters and brother and I.”
“How many sisters?” Tory asked.
“Three, all younger, two with children of their own,” was the answer.  “And just the one brother, the youngest of us all.  He and my sister Pleane are both still at university; he for his medical degree, and she for a doctorate in art history.  She especially is a great one for cats, which reminds me that I must ask you to choose a name for this one, so we have some way to discuss him.”
“I’d like to name his something Dutch, or Fries,” Tory replied promptly.  “And I took two art history classes in college, though I didn’t have time for more.  But that’s not important.  Could you please offer me some names?”
The doctor’s warm smile – very nearly a grin – spread across his handsome face.  “I shall of course.  There is Friso, which essentially means ‘Frisian;’ I doubt your friend is that.  Hidde, a warrior’s name, and Adde means ‘noble.’  There’s a village near the main city, Leeuwarden, called Kooten, which he might dislike as he gets older.”  Max stopped his recitation and frankly grinned at Tory.  She grinned back.  “No, not Kooten.”
He resumed, “Titus Brandsma, a hero of the Resistance; Pier Gerlofs Donia, a medieval hero; Dieter Eilts, a great footballer; Eise Eisinga, the renowned astronomer; Magnus Forteman, a very early governor; Jürgen Ovens, a student of Rembrandt; Menno Simons, the first Mennonite.”
“These are not easy names for an American tongue,” Tory observed.  “Fortunately, with cats you don’t have to choose a name that’s easy to shout, since they never come when you call them anyway.  I like Titus, and I like the Resistance.  Would that be okay?”
“An excellent choice,” Max approved.  “Titus it is.  Now, it strikes me that your home is quite full of animals already, and young Titus might appreciate a few days to recuperate in peace.  He is very welcome here; Jaap misses the kitchen cats at home.  Archy and Mehitabel, in case you’re interested.”
“I love those stories,” Tory exclaimed.  “I haven’t read them for years.”
“My mother spent a year in Manhattan, studying botany, before marrying my father.  She was a bit late for the Greenwich Village heyday, but she enjoyed the Archy and Mehitabel stories, too, and shared that enjoyment with us when we were old enough to understand the jokes.  I knew I should have a cat named Mehitabel someday, and when she was joined by a tiny, battered kitten my sister Joke rescued from a canal, he was an obvious Archy.  But you understand that Jaap will be pleased to have feline company for, shall we say a week or so?”
“Oh, that’s an excellent idea.  I’ll come over and get him on... Monday evening, I think.  Then he’ll have time to settle with the dogs and Fiona before Mother and Dad and Jane and Great Aunt Lindy arrive on Tuesday.  Will that be okay?”
“Very good indeed,” Max approved.  “Now please, have a macaroon or one of these sponge cakes.  Jaap finds it difficult to be feeding just me.”  Tory nibbled a cake with pleasure – much better to have dessert in the afternoon than at the end of the day, she thought – and together they chatted about the weather forecast and their respective national holidays, in a spirit of perfect accord.  It was pitch black outside by the time Tory realized she ought to have left thirty minutes before, or earlier.  Just as she did, Jaap came in to draw the curtains across the window.
“I should be going,” she announced, rising to her feet.  “Jaap, the cake was delicious, and so were the sandwiches.  And the tea; I love Lapsang Souchong.  And Max, thanks so much for taking care of Titus today.  I guess you’ll have him for the next few days,” she observed, turning to shake hands with the housekeeper.
“A great pleasure,” he replied, and Max said, “Jaap will drive you back, Tory, if you’d like.  Given how cold it gets after sunset, I thought that might be better.  Your bicycle is in the Land Rover already.”
“Oh, how kind,” she accepted.  “I’d really appreciate that.”  She bent down to say her farewells to Titus, who’d curled up to nap after gratefully bolting his chicken.  He was awake again, and purred contentedly as she stroked his side.  “There, he’s purring.  He knows he’ll be well cared for here.”  She smiled at the two Dutch men, and turned toward the door.  Jaap followed her to retrieve her coat from a commodious closet, and Max came after him.  Jaap seemed to be taking a good bit of time peering into the closet, and after handshakes and another round of thanks, Tory and Max had little to do but watch him as he shifted hangers from one side to the other.  Max cleared his throat audibly, and Jaap spun around, Tory’s coat in one hand and his own in the other.
The drive home was short, and mostly taken up with “the next left,” and “there are a few potholes along here already.”  At the house, Jaap pulled her bike from the truck, and set it on the driveway.  “Thank you again,” Tory said.  “For everything.  Cakes, the cat box, the ride home.  I’m very grateful.”  She smiled shyly, and he said, in his formal English, “Certainly the pleasure is very much mine, Miss Tory.  I shall look toward seeing you on Monday.”  They, too, shook hands, and he waited to see her safely into the house before returning to the Land Rover and driving away.
Unbeknownst to Tory, after serving Max a light supper that evening, Jaap made a point of mentioning her.  “A lovely young lady,” he judged.  “Clearly someone of hearth and home, but with a deftig air.”  Max simply grunted in response, which his companion understood as a clear signal to drop the subject.
As hoped, though, he got Max thinking – or stirred up thoughts already there.  The doctor had sworn off Tory’s company once already, and none of his reasons for doing so had changed.  His decision to have Jaap drive her home had been the right one, he decided, as a picture of her leaning down to the teapot, her shining hair swinging free, rose in his head.  He didn’t intend starting anything that could only end unhappily.
  

Betty's World on BBC!

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Probably many of you have, by now, read Call the Midwife by Jennifer Worth, or seen the BBC series based on the book and two follow-ups.  Those of you who have not have the most marvelous summer treat in store!

Worth (1935-2011) wrote her memoirs in her 60s, and the first volume was published in 2002.  The BBC series began airing in early 2012.

The story is autobiographical, with most names changed to protect the privacy of people Worth hadn't kept in touch with in the 50 years since the story's setting.  And that setting?  It's Worth's foray into midwifery in the tough slums of London's East End in the 1950s and early 60s!  Yes!  This is Betty's world, replete with caps and cloaks, Cockney accents and bicycles.

The first book contains a lot less romance (the author fled a doomed love affair, in her mid-teens, to learn nursing in a West End hospital, and doesn't care to discuss it) and a whole lot more gynecological detail than a Betty novel.  There are also heartbreaking stories of poor people abandoned to horror by a system without safety nets.  Worth doesn't shrink from the sorrow and horror, but keeps a stiff upper lip and soldiers on, calling in the chiropodist to deal with toenails untrimmed for decades, befriending a young prostitute and trusting a mother of 25(!) to deal with a premature baby successfully.  There's also a skinnydipping interlude in literal Brighton, but other than constant babies, no mention of metaphorical Brighton.

I've only seen two episodes of the show, one from the middle and one toward the end, but I get the impression romance figures more largely in the film version than the printed.  And oh, the costumes!  The hairdos!  The meals!

Must dash to library and attempt to wrestle volumes two and three (Shadows of the Workhouse and Farewell to the East End) from what is most likely a long list of requestees.  So maybe the bookstore...

Enjoy!


The Huge Roses: Chapter Five, part three

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American nurse Tory Bird, visiting Amsterdam with her sister Jane, meets Dr. Maximilan van den Nie whilst giving first aid to an injured English tourist.  After a lovely weekend, Tory returns home to the United States, daydreaming of the handsome Dutchman.  To her surprise, Max arrives in Tory's New Hampshire village a few weeks later!

Installment One - Installment Two - Installment Three - Installment Four - Installment Five - Installment Six - Installment Seven - Installment Eight - Installment Nine - Installment Ten - Installment Eleven - Installment Twelve - Installment Thirteen - Installment Fourteen - Installment Fifteen


THE HUGE ROSES (working title)
copyright 2014 by Betty van den Betsy; not for reprint or publication without permission




Two days later, Tory drove up to Hanover to join the twins and a few of their friends for a weekend of snow sports.  After parking the dogs at the twins’ apartment, they headed for a nearby mountain.  Tory wasn’t an aggressive skiier, like her siblings, but she enjoyed several runs on the moderate slopes that afternoon.  The group of them – seven in all – went out for pizza at a popular local dive, laughing and washing their slices down with inexpensive beer.  One of the group, a law student named Trevor, made sure to sit next to Tory. He quizzed her a bit, about her work and her home, and seemed taken aback that she lived in her family home.  “You live with your parents?” he asked, twice, and later made a joke about it that Emma heard.
“Tory’s guardian of our family estate,” Emma said in the snooty tone she could assume when she wanted.  “She’s invaluable at keeping the land and buildings properly maintained.”  Tory, catching Neil’s eye, had to contort her mouth in several different directions to keep from giggling.
After making plans for the morning, the gang split up on the sidewalk.  The Bird siblings walked back to Emma and Neil’s apartment, arms linked, sleepy and content.  Once Tory had washed and brushed and tucked herself up on the couch, the twins settled into two deep armchairs and resumed The Great Brussels Sprout Debate.  Tory let herself slump into the cushions and drift into dreams, their squabbles wafting over her.
In the morning, she joined Trevor and two others from the previous day’s sports, Kai and Lulua, for cross-country skiing.  The twins, with their friend Jerzy, headed for black-diamond snowboarding.  Tory really enjoyed talking with Lulua while they skiied.  The other woman was originally from Bangladesh, and her reflections on life there and in the U.S. were fascinating.  She was happy to chat with Trevor, too, although she found him a bit silly, but Kai was the best match for her skiing.  Trevor and Lulua were both relative beginners – although only Lulua was willing to admit that – but Kai was clearly a pro, and willing to push himself.  That suited Tory, too.  She didn’t mind that the pace made conversation difficult.  She found out only that his ancestry was Norwegian, and that he’d grown up in Vermont.
They had the chance to talk more over lunch at the twins’ place – a bean-and-tortilla casserole Neil had made earlier, that heated up in 30 minutes while Emma took the dogs out and the rest of them set the table and described their circuits and runs.  Kai was an operations manager for a major financial company, and sang tenor in a community choir.  She was impressed with his professional success, and when he sang a bit of Andrew Lloyd Weber, she was impressed with his voice.  It was an odd song choice, from ‘Jesus Christ Superstar,’ but well performed.  She caught Emma and Neil eye-rolling, though – as if she hadn’t already noticed that Kai was a bit full of himself, and earnest in a way that emphasized how young he was.  He was two or three years older than Tory, actually, but his concern with his own prestige made him seem younger.  Still, he was a fine cross-country skiier.
In the afternoon, she hit the slopes again, this time with just Emma and Neil for company, and agreed to two runs on the expert trails.  As they headed up the chairlift for the second time, she told them about her discovery of Titus.  Of course, she had to describe Max’s part in the rescue, but by focusing on the oddities of Josh Brown’s house, she thought she distracted them pretty well.  “So, what’s up with Max van den Nie and you?” Neil demanded, shattering that illusion.
“Nothing at all,” Tory insisted.  “I mean, what would be?  He was nice to help with the kitten, that’s all.  You’re weird.”
That red herring proved ineffective, too.  “He kept looking at her at dinner that night,” Emma mused.  “Did you notice that?  Tory, he’s hot, and he’s smart, and he seems nice.  Why wouldn’t there be something up with you?”
“Because he’s Dutch, and he’s rich, and he never blushes or stammers or wears a pajama top to the supermarket because he’s comfy and in a rush, and I bet his dogs never knock him over when he’s walking downhill.  Also, he’s intimidating.  So, no.  No Max in my future, and he doesn’t even have a future here; he lives in Amsterdam.  So unless you’re suggesting a one-night stand or a four-week stand or whatever – what is taking Josh so long to recover? – then really there is nothing up with Max and me.”
“Okay,” Emma replied easily.
“Except that there totally is,” Neil sing-songed quietly.  Too bad they’d reached the top, and Tory’s ski skills didn’t allow her to chase down and pound on her nimbler brother.  She settled for throwing a few snowballs.
At the end of the run, she was breathless and flushed.  The twins were replaying each turn and mogul, giving each other pointers on how to get faster next time.  “Wow,” Tory remarked, “I love you guys, and that was exhilarating, but I am set until, let’s say, February, or maybe March.  There were two or three trees that just came a lot too close that time, and I just don’t process adrenaline as efficiently as you do.”
“Well, come up in two weeks and bring your rich Dutch doctor, and we’ll let you back on the bunny slope while we put him through his paces – see whether he’s man enough for you,” Neil teased, or threatened.  Tory swung a punch at his shoulder.
“Seriously, sweetie,” Emma asked, “do you like him?  Because I don’t see why rich or Dutch or a little older than you would matter if you do.”
“Oh, no,” Tory insisted.  “He’s a great guy, and he’s been a good friend, but I can’t imagine him as a boyfriend.  He’s more like a favorite teacher, or a mentor or something.  He’s too stolid for me.  I need someone who’s a little more goofball.”
“I can give you Trevor’s number,” Neil offered.
“A little more,” Tory emphasized.  Less than 85% goofball is my standard.”
An hour later, ensconced in her Subaru and homeward bound, Tory said aloud to Hal and Jennet, “Actually, I like that he’s not a goofball, you know?  I really like being a grown-up, and I don’t think the pajama-top thing disqualifies me.”  Then she turned up the radio and concentrated on her driving.


Betty by the Numbers: Cars Redux

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If you've taken a look at The Huge Roses, my Betty homage, you may have noticed a Rolls Royce Phantom and an elderly Subaru.  They are, of course, sub-homages to TGB.  (If I were fully homage-ing, I would have my heroine drive an American make, but elderly Subaru are the quintessential New Hampshire vehicle for students, recent grads, and almost anyone else in the state who's not wealthy.  Rich folk drive younger Subaru, ha ha, and the RDD comes to grief in a rented Mercedes -- you don't drive rear-wheel drive in New Hampshire in the winter, for silly's sake!)  I love Betty's anomalous interest in, and knowledge of, hot car models.  It adds a touch of butch competence to the froth of dresses and souffles in her stories.  The great medical scenes of the early canon lay the foundation of gender-irrelevant competence, but the car-knowledge is a fun garnish.  So here's a redux of BbtN: Cars.



Did you know this figurehead-thingy is called 'The Spirit of Ecstasy'?  I have got to hitch me a ride in a Rolls...

Well, this slice-and-dice proved something I’d kinda noticed whilst paging through the canon:  as Betty aged, either she or her editor decided detailed information on our hero’s chariot was unneeded or unwanted – or else Betty lost touch with or interest in the automotive world.  In the last 68 books, from 1985 on, our hero drives either a Bentley or a Rolls (sometimes called a Rolls-Royce), with the very occasional Jaguar, Daimler or Rover for back-up.  Only two of those late books identify which model of Bentley, and there are no specifics on the Rolls-Royces.

That’s a long way from the early years, when every Rolls is a Silver Shadow drophead coupé, Merlin or Corniche; Rovers are Land, Range or TC 2000s; and Aston Martins, Panthers and Lamborghinis zoom across the Afsluitdijk.  One notices, too, that in later years our hero is apt to explain his Rolls or Bentley by saying that he needs a big car to accommodate his large frame.  In earlier years, he was apparently content to cram himself into a sporty Italian model that must have required tucking his knees into his underarms.  And, incidentally, those cars were seriously ugly – check all the photo research the Founding Bettys have generously done.

Of course, in early years he also had a back-up car, to vary the ergonomics a bit.  In the first three years (1969-71) and nine books she published, Betty’s menfolk average 2.1 cars each.  From 1972-79, over 37 books, they average 1.7 apiece, and then from 1980-2001, 89 books, we’re down to just 1.1 vehicles per man; 80 of them have a single auto and nine have two – Titus Tavener of Dearest Love (1995) has three.  The average for all 135 heroes is 1.3 cars each.  The most conspicuous consumer of automotive goods is Fraam der Linssen of Ring in a Teacup (1978), who kept a Panther 4.2, a Rolls-Royce Carmague, a Range Rover and a Mini.  Which one do you think he passed down to Fraam Jr. sixteen years later?

The final count:  of the 180 cars Betty names for her menfolk, Rolls Royce wins the checkered flag, with 59 product placements.  The Bentley folks are close behind, with 50 mentions.  Since 38 of these children of fortune own multiple luxury automobiles – let’s just tot up some maths here – that means 44% of perfect husbands drive Rollses and 37% drive Bentleys.  Only two heroes – Jonkheer Max van Oosterwelde of Visiting Consultant (1969) and Radmer ter Bavinck of The Moon for Lavinia (1975) – drive one of each.

And what do the gentlemen drive when not in those exemplars of British automaking?  Other exemplars, mostly:  eleven Daimlers (typically Sovereigns) and ten Aston Martins lead the pack, with nine Jaguars almost keeping pace.  Six Rovers and six Bristols make a nice showing.

I was surprised to find four Panthers on the list.  That has got to be some kind of early-childhood fixation of Madame Neels’s, because no one could love that thing on first sight.  There are also four Minis, which are more likely to be wifeys, as no one as vast as an RDD will be comfy in a Mini.  The ones, twos and threes include:  Jensen, Volvo, Iso Grigo, Mercedes, BMW, Citroën, Porsche, Lamborghini, Iso Lele, a shabby Fiat, Maserati, Lagonda, Ferrari and – say it with me – “The Man in the AC 428 Fastback!”  I do think it impressive, and interesting, that Betty Neels had so detailed an interest in automobiles.  I read once that she didn’t know how to drive (it was in a Harlequin author profile, in response to a question about what she’d do differently in her life, or something like that), yet she obviously had strong opinions on how, and in what, it ought to be done.  She routinely praises her heroes for fast driving, and a few heroines in earlier books have ‘advanced driving certificates,’ as a point of pride.

And back here at home, I recently quit my career and had to give up the dream of augmenting my nearly-new Corolla with an elderly Miata for summer days.  Ah, well.  It’s worth it not to have a career that makes me stress-eat to the point of not being able to wedge myself into a Miata anyway.  And the Corolla has a sunroof, so life could be worse!

The Huge Roses: Chapter Five, part four

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American nurse Tory Bird, visiting Amsterdam with her sister Jane, meets Dr. Maximilan van den Nie whilst giving first aid to an injured English tourist.  After a lovely weekend, Tory returns home to the United States, daydreaming of the handsome Dutchman.  To her surprise, Max arrives in Tory's New Hampshire village a few weeks later!

Installment One - Installment Two - Installment Three - Installment Four - Installment Five - Installment Six - Installment Seven - Installment Eight - Installment Nine - Installment Ten - Installment Eleven - Installment Twelve - Installment Thirteen - Installment Fourteen - Installment Fifteen - Installment Sixteen

THE HUGE ROSES (working title)
copyright 2014 by Betty van den Betsy; not for reprint or publication without permission


The next day, she kept her appointment to pick up Titus, driving up the hill to Josh and Sheila’s with a freshly-washed cat bed on the passenger seat.  It was just 6:00, since she guessed the household would stick to later, more European mealtimes.  It seemed she was right; Jaap answered the doorbell wearing a clean white apron and welcomed her in, explaining that he’d just put a cauliflower to braise for dinner.  “Well, then,” Tory offered, “I’ll just grab Titus and go.”
“A drink first?” Jaap suggested.  “That might give the beast a chance to accustom himself to his new bed.  I thought you might be interested in the kitchen here, and could perhaps advise me as to one or two things that are unfamiliar.”
“Oh, of course,” she agreed, and walked with him to the kitchen.  Given a choice of cocktail or mocktail, she picked the non-alcoholic one, and was rewarded with a tall, iced elderflower concoction that was light and delicious.  Jaap told her he’d brought the cordial syrup with him from the Netherlands, wisely not trusting to find it in rural New Hampshire.  “Although I think it’s quite popular in restaurants, now, so you’d probably be able to get it in Boston, and maybe someplace like Walpole,” Tory mused.
Jaap mentioned Thanksgiving, and Tory suggested he might like to arrive an hour or two before the 4:00pm dinner time.  She got the impression he would enjoy being part of the preparations for the big meal.  Jaap agreed with pleasure, and asked whether he might bring anything to add to the table.  They went through the various traditional menu items, and settled on salad as his contribution.  It wasn’t an essential element of the meal, Tory reflected, but it was nice to add some color to the largely-beige dinner, plus salad traveled well and no one at her house ever seemed to remember it or have time to throw one together.
“Mr. Max is a great one for vegetables,” Jaap informed her.  “He’s not particular at mealtimes, but he does prefer to emphasize nutrition over trends and luxuries.  Now Mrs. Winton, who cared for the children when they were little, she seemed to think bread and butter, porridge and potatoes were all children needed to grow strong.”
“Very English of her,” Tory commented.
“Rather Dutch, as well,” her companion said mournfully.  “But we had Bep in the kitchen, and she watching cookery shows, and took courses at the – you might say town center, I think – and taught her niece, Sitska, who’s the cook now, that we ought to have greens and citrus and spices and all the rest, not just this stodge and fat.  So we eat very well indeed at home.”
“I love the Indonesian spices,” Tory said, remembering the rijsttafel.  Jaap beamed.
“Mr. Max, also,” he said.  “You know he goes to that area every year or two, as part of Mediciens Sans Frontieres.  You know that company?  He has always been a great donor to charity.  His mother the same, and his father in his day as well.”
“I didn’t know about that,” Tory informed him, impressed.  “We call it Doctors Without Borders, and my sister spent two years with them, in Uganda, when she finished med school.  Medical school.”
“He has a program for club feet,” Jaap elaborated.  “He is very generous.  He was since he was a little boy, taking care of his sisters, and standing up for the scholarship children at school.  I remember he came home once with his shirt torn, and a cut lip, and asked me to help him tidy himself before he went in to his mother.  ‘Fighting is not the right way, Jaap,’ he said to me, ‘but when I saw them bullying Rafik, I had to help him.  Another time, I shall be there in time to be sure no one starts anything.’  He was twelve, maybe eleven.”
Jaap paused to contemplate the memory of a young Mr. Max, and Tory tried to imagine him as he’d been then.  Even allowing for Jaap’s prejudice, she could believe he’d been special from an early age.
“There have always been rescue dogs, cats, once a donkey at the house in Friesland,” Jaap spoke again.  Tory checked the time, suddenly guilty.  “Speaking of dogs,” she said, “I’ve really got to get home to mine.  Titus seems content in his bed, so I’ll just carry him out that way.”
Of course, Jaap insisted on seeing her to her car, holding doors and closing them again, and assuring her he looked forward to seeing Titus and her, and meeting the rest of the clan, in three days.  She smiled and waved and drove away, glancing down to ensure the cat was still settled.  He was.  “I love donkeys,” she remarked to him.  The handsome calico readied himself for a snooze, and evinced no opinion.
 
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